I really, really like Legends ZA, despite its flaws.
I do not like Mega Dimensions.
Why am I still playing? Honestly, completionism, and to finish writing it for this blog. Normally, I don't even mind 'grindy' games. They let me do something quasi-mindless while I listen to a podcast or hop on a call or something, like a more elaborate fidget spinner toy. But the Mega Dimensions grind for berries and all that bullshit is just so bad. Sure, go for the mega raids, but I don't want to repeat the same old raids I've done before, and the scaling tends to be quite bullshit too.
Anyway, this section is basically a nice little archive for all of the side-quests I did throughout the Groudon/Kyogre/Rayquaza grind.
After beating her, Taunie talks a bit about how glad the is to meet me, and the rest of Team MZ... but then Emma shows up and begins to talk to Taunie, triggering a bit of a surprise. We then go to Quasartico Inc, where it is revealed that... Emma has finally found the person that Taunie came to Lumiose City to find. And that person is... President Jett! Turns out that President Jett is Taunie's grandmother, dun dun dunnnn! Vinnie and I have a huge expression of shock.
Jett had given the jacket to her daughter, but the two of them became estranged over time. We get the revelation that Taunie's mother developed holographic technology, and disagreed with Jett over how Quasartico Inc should be ran. Eventually Taunie's mother left, never spoke to Jett again, and fell into Team Flare. Did... did we know that? I don't think we know that. But Taunie's mom is the scientist behind the creation of the hologram technology that Team Flare (and now Quasartico/Lumiose) uses.
Taunie tells Jett something that her mother left with her, that even though Jett and her walked different paths, they had so much in common, and knowing that made her life feel fuller. Jett regrets not reaching out to her daughter before her passing.
Jett then moves the conversation to her stepping down as Quasartico Inc's president, because of her part in concealing the truth about Ange from the public. She decides to keep it 'in family' (nepotism, yay!) and give it to... Taunie? Who has experience 'being a leader'...? I'm sorry, I like Taunie but she is having problems leading four people, and has had a history of entering ambiguous debts with the mafia. I hardly think she is qualified to run an urban redevelopment company. But oh well.
Taunie muses about how many people she ccan help with this new position and decides to accept. And in honour of that, and to help me keep Lumiose City safe, Taunie decides to leave AZ's Floette with me, and give me the Floettite. Okay! Yay! Umbilial cord flower get!
That's a nice bit of epilogue for the main story, which I did appreciate for sure.
Next, let's go through the second round of 'hyperspace battles'. It's a bit weird because the game's not really clear when some of the people we meet here are the 'real' people, when some of them are and some of them aren't, or whatever... the quests themselves are just double battles with the same old parties, but I need to eat like a minimum of a 4* donut to steamroll them. In quick discussion:
- Vinnnie brings me to a meeting with Phillippe and Corbeau. This is actually a rather cool sequene where it starts off as a tense business negotiation, because Corbeau and Phillippe claim that Quasartico isn't paying them enough and that the risks aren't quite what they estimated when the contracts were drawn. Vinnie needs buy-in from all the stakeholders to give out a cash bonus... but the conversation actually seemed to go well until we get some handwave to get a pokemon battle.
- Ivor and Lebanne are fighting in Hyperspace, which is actually a nice follow-up to the hints of them having a history. Lebanne claims that she pursues strength only for herself... but Ivor gets her to think otherwise because he fights to protect the people, while Lebanne's way hasn't gotten her out of her indentured servitude to Jacinthe. Gwynn shows up, drags me into the fight and uses me to just settle the fight because she's had enough. I fight alongside Lebanne against the siblings, and both Ivor and Lebanne agree that the other party has some legitimate points.
- Gwynn and I see a holographic Canari, and Gwynn gets angry at the 'fake' Canari, which is Tarragon. Gwynn and Tarragon get into a bit of an argument about whether the 'bandwagoners' are true fans or not. Tarragon says the best thing one could say about a fandom: "what about the poeple who just think she's neat? That sounds like a fan in my book!" The ending has a cute moment when Canari tells Gwynn that she's important to her as well. Aww!
- Grisham and Griselle discuss food with Phillippe, who was inspired by his poor upbringing to respect chefs that give their heart and soul into cooking. This one doesn't really have much of a hook, but it's nice to see them talk about their passions, I suppose.
- Lebanne is lurking in hyperspce thinking about how to beat Jacinthe, and shit-talks her... when Jacinthe and HOLO Jacinthe show up and start getting into a weird conversation. By the way, I completely and 100% agree with Lebanne's shit-talking of Jacinthe, but the game has everything be restored to status quo after the fight with Lebanne still kinda-sorta taking Stockholm's Syndrome pride with Jacinthe. Boo!
A side-quest I particularly like is a kooky old man who insists that his Arbok is actually a Seviper. I show an actual Seviper, and he's just adamant that the other serpent Pokemon looks the same, and is only different if you 'squint'. Rather hilariously, he comes to the conclusion that his Arbok 'Sevy' is a regional variant of Seviper, before we finally get him to see reason.
In the sewers, one of the workers ask me to investigate a strange blockage. I run in to find a poor Dodonzo stuck inside one of the overworld sewer holes, and I'm surprised that with how lazy the animation team has been that they actually had the Dodonzo tail sticking out of the sewer hole. It leads to a simple Alpha Dodonzo battle, and the construction worker adopts the Dodonzo. I thought this one was quite a charming one.
A guy called Trian, the Porygon guy, is an indie game developer who gives a long discussion about how he works a lot with polygons, and he also has a Pokemon called Porygon, and that the development of technology has allowed them to render these polygons with more rounded edegs. The siequest has me trade a Porygon with his, and his Porygon is holding an Upgrade that evolves it to Porygon2. It's the 'perfect illustration of how much games change when procerssing power improves'. Apparently Porygon2's upgrades even includes AI! Egad, ChatGPT has made it into the Pokemon universe!
Rather interestingly, there is a bit of a follow up for Porygon-Z. Unfortunately, while Trian gives me the Dubious Disk, he doesn't give me a trade as well. And rather interestingly, the quest to meet him has Trian show up in a hyperspace distortion; specifically the abandoned house. He says some existential-crisis thing about how if polygonal models keep evolving, it will be indistinguishable from the worlds around us, with the implication that the Trian we're talking to in the distortion isn't real. All this 'hyperspace people' thing is really confusing, isn't it? It's not even creepy. It's just wishy-washy.
Anyway, that's it for sidequests for now, next up will be the Groudon/Kyogre/Rayquaza finale!
Random Notes:
- Some more side-quests I didn't have much to say about:
- A Canatic wants me to find a very specific bench so she can recreate a Canari papparazzi photo with her partner Manectric. That's kinda creepy, but at least she's not stalking Canari.
- A courier tells me of a creepy 'bloody Mary' urban myth thing to enter the graveyard. It's just a silly memory game for the gimmick, but the spotlighted Pokemon is a Houndstone that is terrifying people by being a gravestone that moves around. The simplest story you could tell with this Pokemon, but it's all right.
- Bene, nurse joy of the Hibernal pokemon center, wants to increase awareness by having a Foongus on her desk to make her stand out. Because hers has the worst performance in sales. So they do keep track of that. I give her a fun guy, and a couple of fungal puns ensue.
- Another Nurse Joy asks me to go into a Wild Zone to find her Pokemon, 'Rosebud'. It's not a Roselia or a Glimmora, but actually a massive, enraged Annihilape that I need to fight and calm down on the rooftop. I actually reasonably like this one.
- Corbeau: "Kind words are nice and all, but they're not what really motivates people in the end!"
- Ivor tries to offer Lebanne the uniform of his dojo as well, but Lebanne deflects it masterfully by saying that she is sworn to wear the maid outfit for Jacinthe's sake.
- I can react "okay, bye" to the Gwynn-vs-DYN4M0 fight, but Gwynn just replies with a flat 'no, help me.'
- While evolving other Pokemon, I had to look up Galarian Yamask's evolution. It still needs to take 49 damage, but then I have to walk under a specific Coulant Waterway bridge, then go into the menu and tap it to evolve it. God, this is still probably the weirdest evolution method ever.
- Am I disappointed that these 'hyperspace dimension' stuff, with glitching and Porygon being part of the game, that we don't get a proper Porygon dimension? It could've been a properly long side-quest and everything, but nope.
































