Reviewing Monsters - Resident Evil 9 - Requiem

Resident Evil Requiem, or Resident Evil 9, is the ninth primary entry in the Resident Evil franchise. After the highly positively-reviewed 7 (Biohazard) and 8 (Village) which starred Ethan Winters and had a strong mix of going back to basics with horror and also bringing in a new twist to the franchise with the Mold, the franchise has been the strongest it's ever been since the PlayStation 1 days, particularly with both newer games and the reboots of beloved games like 2 and 4 being so well-received. Over 2025-2026 I've been actually replaying through all of the 'new post-reboot' games for Resident Evil, some for the first time. So I did 7, 8, 2-remake, 3-remake and 4-remake. And I also did a full run of RE5 and a partial one of RE1 as well.

It won't probably happen in time for this month's Halloween, but I do want to do a re-visit to my monster reviews of all the 'newer' games. 

And all of this was to coincide with the release of Resident Evil Requiem. Taking cues from all parts of the franchise that worked well, Requiem was an interesting exercise in having both styles of gameplay -- Grace Ashcroft is a newcomer to this zombie madness as she discovers aspects about her parentage and gets locked in a crazy giant hospital and has a heavier 'survivalist' vibe to her gameplay similar to 7; while series veteran Leon S. Kennedy comes in like an action hero to murder everything that's a zombie between him and his goals. 

The storytelling was also fantastic, with some great callbacks to the earlier parts of the franchise. The game also takes place partially in Raccoon City, with some loving showcases of what happened to some beloved older locations like, of course, the Raccoon City Police Department building that was the set of the excellent Resident Evil 2. Unfortunately I wasn't the biggest fan of the last leg of the game, and I thought the game's final of its villains was kind of poor and that the conclusion had a couple of, shall we say, ass-pulls. I've ceased to try putting the summary of these games in the intros, and if anything is relevant for the story to the monster review, I'll mention it in the body of the monster reviews.

That doesn't undo the fact that a good 80-85% of the game that preceded it was just full-on fantastic, some of the best Resident Evil I've done.

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ENEMIES:

Zombies (Wrenwood)

So after spending the last couple of numbered, non-remake games all dealing with either Mold-infested or parasitic-empowered Las Plagas, Requiem brings us back to proper zombies. A good chunk of the game showcases a re-release of a modified version of the T-Virus from the original 3 Resident Evil games, but theoretically updated to a much more powerful engine that could do a lot more with the zombies. And for the most part, the zombies are quite consistent even to how they were depicted in the RE2 and RE3 remakes. 

This batch are zombies from the streets of Wrenwood, just a bunch of civilians that unfortunately got caught in the rampage of the game's initial main villain, Victor Gideon. 

Zombies (Hospital)

The bulk of the game's first half (or first two-thirds in terms of gameplay time, but let's not mince words) takes place in the Rhodes Hill Chronic Care Center hospital, and this is where a lot of the coolest stuff that the game designers manage to do with programming the zombies. Some the zombies in the hospital retain enough of their original sensibilities and instincts that not all of them are just shambling around for you to shoot or avoid. That adds a lot of 'minibosses'... except the minibosses aren't so much dangerous and more of an interesting puzzle you need to solve. They're mostly only marginally more powerful than a regular zombie, maybe a bit faster, but you can also avoid them while you go around scavenging for more materials and resources.

We've got doctors/nurses, support admin staff, the patients, and the maids as the primary 'common' enemies. 

Since this is that kind of an exhaustive review, I'm going to talk about some of the more common 'quirky' zombies. The game designers put in a lot of effort here, and I want to acknowledge them! The maids, for example, are just utterly obsessed with cleaning any stains they see on the ground. Which, being that they themselves are a rotting corpse, they continue to cause a mess! Poor poor maids. This means that they go back and forth between places with stains, and you can sneak past them. If they do manage to attack you, the maids try to scrub off your face, which gives you a very nice close-up to the fact that their arms have shards of glass and mirror embedded in them, probably from scrubbing too much!

The initial introduction to these kid of zombies is the 'Lights Out' Zombies, who have enough of a speech ability left to mumble about how lights need to be out, and no lights after a certain time. They were part of the admin staff, and you can make this zombie go out of their way to certain corridors and prevent them from blocking your way if you sneak around and play with the light switches. 

One of my favourite has to be the Surgeon. We see one of these surgeons exactly once, and you can just sneak into the room next to him and he babbles so much creepy but hilarious black comedy about dissections and autopsies as he goes back and forth monotonously working on a sliced-up zombie on his operating table. 

And finally, one of the most famous smart zombies is the Misophonic Zombies. These always carry a metal IV stick, and they are very angry towards sound. So angry, in fact, that they go on a berserker range if you manage to toss a glass bottle and smash it. The Misophonic Zombies have some of the most powerful attacks in the game, so you can take this advantage to have these IV-wielding badasses rush and murder other zombies in the room for you. There's even a way to have these IV zombies kill one of the supposedly unkillable actual 'stalker' minibosses! 

Zombie Singers

Two of the zombies, Eileen Zimmerson and Selena Corey, are the 'banshee' singing zombies that whirl around several locations of the Rhodes Hill Care Center and constantly emitting this wonderfully creepy singing and giggling. They are hostile and will use a video game screaming attack at you (and to summon all nearby zombies) if they see you, but I find them to be so cute and delightful as they twirl around! Notes around the hospital would give backstory to the two singing zombies, because the two apparently have a cute little rivalry when they were alive. 

The Zombie Chef

The unnamed chef of the Rhodes Hill Hospital is one of the more significant enemies in the Rhodes Hill, being this unkillable monster earlier in the game when you see him and explore his wing. Not really having a name, the Chef is another early introduction to the 'zombies can be a puzzle' thing as he repeats the same meat-preparation movements over and over again during his first encounter. And then he walks out of the kitchen and starts wandering around on a pattern!

The Chef is kinda neat, the stock photo isn't the best at showcasing him, but he's easily double the size of poor little itty-bitty Grace, and he's holding a massive cleaver knife. You can actually save some of your one-shot hemolytic injector weapons and kill the Chef as Grace... or sneak around the Chef all the time, return later as Leon who can take this guy down in like a couple of shots. 

Blister Heads

As is typical now among most of the 'minion' zombies in the Resident Evil games ever since the original RE4, we've got a new version of the 'Crimson Heads' or the monstrous Plagas mutations. They turn into 'Blister Heads' now, convulsing on the ground in a horrifying manner before turning into the more monstrous monsters. For Leon, it's just a zombie that takes three or four extra shots to take down. For Grace, they might as well as be minibosses that you need to save those aforementioned hemolytic injectors for. Blister Heads don't appear until around halfway through the hospital level, where any zombie you don't kill with a headshot has the chance to go through the convulsion and return stronger.

One interesting thing about the Blister Heads is that their heads are modelled to specifically resemble Lickers, with exposed brain that's covering their eyes, and an extended tongue. We don't get anything specific that confirms this, but I thought it was a nice showcase of the 'evolution' of these T-Virus zombies.

The Girl

We meet 'The Girl', or Marie, very early on. Essentially the enemy in the very atmospheric tutorial levels, the Girl is a giant hunched-over woman in rags that towers easily three times over Grace. She looks quite mundane otherwise -- ugly, monstrous mouth and bedraggled appearance, but other than those weird dinosaur-like legs, she's just a big lady. And I absolutely wasn't impressed the first time I saw her.

The Girl takes over the role of the big, stalker enemy for most of the tutorial level, and returns way more times than I expected throughout the hospital stalking Grace specifically, until she becomes the primary threat chasing Grace around the subterranean levels of the hospital. This is quite similar to Jack Baker in Resident Evil 7 and perfected with Mr. X in Resident Evil 2; and later repeated with Nemesis (RE3) and Lady Dimitrescu (RE8). And the execution is done quite well, in no small part due to how fast this monster is, and how she crawls across ceiling sub-levels inaccessible to our character, other than the noises she is making. 

One additional wrinkle is that she's repelled by light, something that makes the 'safe rooms' quite safe. Her skin literally burns off as she enters it, vampire-style, due to some hypersensitivity in the skin. Which leads to a nice bit of running around and hiding in safe spots... at least until she figures out that she can tear through the cables from the ceilings. That's a fun bit. The story behind Marie is also quite sad as it's told through both her behaviour in her story (she stalks but never hurts an actual little girl called Emily) and the in-game reading material. 

Ultimately I still find her probably the weakest 'pursuer' enemy compared to those other four I've listed, but The Girl was definitely a very effective presence throughout all of Requiem.

Chunk

The Girl isn't the only pursuer enemy, because while the West Wing only had the predictable Cook, the East Wing had Chunk! Who is a gigantic baby-like monster with grotesque, flappy bodies and a really distorted head. Chunk was introduced in a literal jumpscare as he bursts out of a corridor yelling actual profanities at us as he charges through walls and chases us. Chunk has a rather fun bit of animation because he can't fit through some corridor doors, leading to this surreal and horrifying appearance as he roars and squirms and tries to reach in like a diseased mutant baby. 

Chunk used to be a patient brought in for an eating disorder, but the treatment that the lunatics in Rhodes Hill did to him instead caused him to develop a never-ending hunger and cannibalistic tendencies, leading Chunk to continue eating and eating and become even more violent as they get enlarged. Or rather, the Chunks. There are two of them, Thomas and Timothy Jackson. One of them menaces Grace for a majority of the lengthy East Wing sequence (and the lighting of the 'asylum breakout' is quite well done) and can only be killed with much sneaking around and dodging by injecting five hemolytic injectors. This was a nice bit of a chance, where Chunk was dangerous in some portions of the East Wing, and you need to learn which corridors are safe and small enough that Chunk can't break through. 

For Leon? A second Chunk on the attic of the hospital is just a regular miniboss for him. Which was quite a nice bit of a difference between the two different protagonists. The Chunk that Leon faced was treated like a regular 'big zombie enemy' boss similar to older, more action-packed games like RE4 to RE6, with Leon jumping around and pumping shotgun shells into him while cracking one-liners. 

Blister Borne

Speaking of old-school bosses, turns out that the Blister Heads don't turn into Lickers, but into... Blister Borne? The Blister Borne hsa mutated into something even larger, with a nicely creepy yawning mouth and several obvious 'weak point' blister-like tumours. The Blister Borne is fought as a boss by Leon in a very atmospheric church; and later again in Raccoon City. 

Blister Bornes are quite tough and durable, and are also able to eject a nasty gas that transforms the zombies that are around it into Blister Heads. This is a bit of a more 'MMORPG boss fight' ability, I feel, but I found it quite cool as it forces me to deal with zombies that keep coming in and making sure they are headshotted, to prevent the Blister Borne from turning them into even more monstrous enemies.

In addition, the giant tumours are obviously the weak points, but Leon shooting those cysts would cause the gas to instantly be ejected and transform nearby zombies, so even dealing with the weak points too early might screw you over. I do like the Blister Borne, even if they feel a bit too 'mundane' as another humanoid enemy. 

The Children

So 'the Children' are encountered during an intermission sequence between the Rhodes Hill hospital and the Raccoon City, around slightly more than the halfway point of the game. You take the form of a young confused girl in the Raccoon City/Umbrella orphanage, where you need to avoid these creepy other giggling children. They've all gotten glowing red eyes, a bald head, and stitches showing the lobotomy that has been done to them. The story behind the Children is a bit convoluted and involves some of the plot points I don't feel the game explains particularly well, but they're effectively creepy -- the character we're playing as has no way to actually harm or deal with the Children.

But honestly, they're just really creepy.

 

Titan Spinner

The Hospital is the highlight of Requiem, and after fighting the final boss (the Girl) and going through that flashback with the children at the orphanage, Leon Kennedy travels to the nuclear-blasted wasteland that used to be Raccoon City. And immediately after walking around, he meets a bunch of spider webs... and is assaulted by a gigantic, monstrous spider called the Titan Spinner -- ostensibly, based on its name, the Titan Spinner is an escaped 'Web Spinner' from the Arklay facility in Resident Evil 1 that grew into a titanic size. As you'll see, a lot of the enemies in Requiem's Raccoon City portion tries to homage the first 2-3 games of the franchise. It is an anniversary game after all. 

There's not much to say about the Titan Spinner that you wouldn't expect from a giant video game spider boss fight. The spider is large enough to crawl across a giant building, and the fight takes multiple stages as Leon tries to escape the spider throughout a building. She's got webs and tiny, smaller pale babies that aid her in the battle, and the baby spiders also show up rarely later on in other parts of the city. 

The Titan Spinner has got a monstrous mouth that's nonexistent in real spiders, and she's got extra weak-spot tumours on her head and a tumour on her abdomen. I always appreciate a good giant spider boss fight, and thanks to the updated engines the Titan Spinner was really fun and atmospheric to fight -- a nice 'bang' return as to how the franchise is treating its giant monster boss fights. But it is still at the end of the day 'just' a more monstrous giant spider. Ain't nothing wrong with that, of course. 

Zombies (Raccoon City)

Unfortunately, despite all of the talk I had earlier in the game about how cool the zombies in the Rhodes Hill hospital is with them being little puzzle bosses... there's no such thing about the zombies in Raccoon City. There are great model for the 'soldier' zombies that were Connections (the Umbrella successor as the enemy organization) operatives slaughtered by the inhabitants of the city; as well as the near-skeletal, white-skinned remnants of whatever bodies survived the not-nuclear bomb that wiped out all life in the city. Some of these hide underground or in bodies of water and only rise up if Leon gets too close. Good models, nicely raggled and nasty-looking...

But I really don't have anything to say about them when I had so much praise for the hospital zombies. And that is kind of a shame; I felt like there could be a lot to be done with the same concept and applying it to zombies 'haunting' a dead ghost town.

(I know, I know, different strain to the specific one Victor Gideon was using in the hospital, but that was such a cool concept that I wished it was brought in for some of the other zombies in the city. The city was a cool level but the enemies were so boring!)

Garmr

We need zombie dogs! And the GM-G-002 Garmr, named after a mythological wolf from Norse mythology, are gigantic poochies. Where the Cerberus, Colmillos and Adjule from previous games tended to just be big hounds, the Garmr are mutated to be as large as wolves. They've got a very good model, keeping the over-the-top Plagas mutations to a minimum, but showcasing some really nasty ribcages, a gigantic tongue and a mouth that's way too wide for a regular dog. 

More importantly, the Garmr are large enough to pursue vehicles. They are only fought in a rather extended motorbike sequence as Leon pursues Victor and then gets chased and attacked by these giant bioweapons across the land-blasted highways of Raccoon City like it's something out of Transformers or Fast and Furious. 

It is very cool, although a bit of a shame that they weren't encountered as regular enemies later on and were restricted to the bike part of the game. 

Tyrant T-501 / Super Tyrant

Leon would eventually return to the abandoned ruins of the Raccoon City Police Department, perfectly matching up to the version in the RE2 remake. It's a fun trip back memory lane, since it's been a half-decade since even the release of that remake! The RCPD level is mostly calm and somber, focusing on the history and the broken-down location and a couple of puzzles. And lots of easter eggs. 

AND THEN MR. X SHOWS UP!

I actively cheered as Mr. X appeared to interrupt a cutscene and started chasing Leon throughout the broken-down ruins. It's not the same Mr. X -- or Tyrant -- as the one we met in RE2, of course. It's a newer model, the T-501 instead of the T-00. But at some points in Requiem you just have to accept that it's just there for the rule of cool. T-501 is relentless, still as indestructible as ever, and at one point tries to murder Leon with the same helicopter that heralded his predecessor's arrival back in RE2. 

And finally, there's a boss fight. T-501's 'monstrous' form is more or less similar enough to the original RE2 Tyrant, and Leon fights him in the courtyard outside of the RCPD. He's got an exposed heart, and a massive mutated Tyrant arm that ends in spikes. None of the more over-the-top mutations of the original RE2 Tyrant, which I thought was fine... although I also thought that maybe we could've gotten a second form that was more faithful to the dual-clawed original RE2 design. Again, this was just meant to be a 'rematch', and T-501 does some really cool attacks that involves launching cars or chunks of the pavement at Leon. 

It's Mr. X! I don't have much to say about him other than to fanboy about him. 

Plant 43

The next chunk of the level takes place in a set of destroyed subterranean chambers that used to be the city's subway station. Unfortunately I don't think we see any of the actual station parts we saw in RE3, but the vibe is still there. And as we enter deeper and deeper, there are more vines tearing through bedrock and getting in Leon's way. I thought that this was going to be the Mold, but turns out that it's... Plant 43!

Yes, Plant 43, who is just the giant monster plant from Resident Evil 2. The original Plant 42 form Resident Evil 1 was a giant plant monster that was fought, Zelda-style, but RE2's Plant 43 was just a plant that spawned some Ivy Zombies. Well, turns out that Leon and Claire didn't do a good enough job wiping out the 'mother' plant in RE2, and it survived all this time and expanded into a massive, monstrous form. 

Plant 43's vines menace Leon throughout his journey, and the final battle is one of those bosses that take up a full chamber. Plant 43's main body is a giant flower with tendrils, and it attacks Leon with giant arm-like vines and the main body is a mass of roots. I liked the atmosphere of the journey down and I appreciate the boss fight, but I also wished that the design was a bit more creative as a giant plant monster? I do get that, again, as an 'anniversary' game they do want to keep some of the homages a bit simpler, but I felt like with all the environmental buildup that we had as we reach deeper and deeper into Plant 43's lair that it would be a bit more creepier .

Licker Beta-2

The final battle is in a facility called the ARK, which had some of the white, desiccated zombies and regular soldier enemies... including 'The Commander', a.k.a. HUNK, a recurring character from the older games. Those humanoid enemies are cool, but beyond the spirit of just talking about the monsters!

Another classic monster returns, the Licker, who at one point you can release out of its containment cell to attack the Connections soldiers. I thought that was neat! Again, there's not much to say about the Licker -- it's got a couple of minor variations to the previous models, and a thicker, more serrated tongue. But it is just a Licker and if you aren't paying attention to the logs and readable material, you could easily handwave this as just artistic interpretation. And above-the-table, it definitely is... you can tell they wanted to bring back this classic, iconic enemy as-is. And the behaviour is basically the same as you'd expect from Lickers. they're fast, they're furious, and they're blind. There were definitely places where you need to sneak past them (especially as Grace!) and some locations where they scuttle and swarm over the facility. 

Their name, Beta-2, means that they're improved from the RE5 Licker Betas. Apparently these were more stable, and the Connections has been able to reliably trigger the mutation DNA that will cause the creation of a Licker. Again, just like Mr. X or the Titan Spinner... it's cool to have them back, but they are essentially just returning monsters.

Dr. Victor Gideon

Dr. Victor Gideon is our final boss, and technically we have two primary antagonists. One of them gets dispatched with little fanfare, however, and I still have problems about that from a narrative standpoint. But Gideon menaces Leon and Grace throughout the entire hospital level, this giant, soft-spoken scientist with weird glasses and a fancy snake-skin suit. Leon and Gideon would have a motorcycle chase scene that led to his seeming death... but that's honestly a bit silly and thematically not the most appropriate for someone that's been depicted as a scientist-type character. 

So of course Victor has his own mutations, and is fought at the end of the game as the final boss. Victor's initial phase has him transform one of his left hands into a giant zombie tentacle, and later he gets several more that sprouts out of his back like Dr. Octopus from Marvel comics. Victor's base design is neat and interesting enough, but this form isn't the most epic-looking for a named villain. It's similar to Krauser and other baddies, I guess, but not the coolest. 

Fortunately, it later turns out that Victor is the host to a 'Nemesis Gamma'. It does admittedly come out from nowhere other than a blink-and-you'll-miss-it list of products that included the Nemesis among them. I suppose it does explain Victor's sheer durability throughout the game. And I almost wished that Victor had an in-between form that referenced Nemesis's more iconic look.

But Victor's final form is a giant mass of flesh, organs and gore with two long-elongated arms and an obvious weak spot in the middle of his exposed ribcage that's clearly where you're supposed to shoot the missile launchers. Just like the original Nemesis final form, it's a giant mound of flesh that takes up a huge chunk of the room. It's cool, and fun to fight, but it's just a bit too messy for me to appreciate the way I did G-5 or the original Nemesis. I can't really complain all that much, though, as having a giant flesh-monster is a staple in Resident Evil. So quite happy to have this as the final boss!

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Ultimately a chunk of the bestiary for Requiem isn't the most exciting. A lot of them are retreads of older monsters, or just regular zombies. But I am still filled with so much love for this game in general and since it's an anniversary game, I can't fault that they're essentially just reusing a lot of classic monsters while keeping the focus on the execution and the homages. Despite some of my gripes with the writing choices near the end of the game, Requiem was a fantastic game to go through, and I really enjoyed my time with it. 

Now, I had planned to do a 'countdown to Halloween' and my original plan was to rewrite the 'post-soft-reboot' games, so 7-8-9 and maybe the 2-3-4 remakes over this Halloween, but things didn't turn out as planned and I got way busier these past couple of months. You guys still get Requiem, though, and it'll probably be some time that I work on rewriting older reviews again! 

Marvel Movie Review: The Punisher - One Last Kill [2026]

The Punisher: One Last Kill

This one is a 'Marvel presents' feature that is meant to bridge the gap between Daredevil: Born Again's first season and Spider-Man: Brand New Day*, because the Punisher appears in one, and then in the next, completely skipping out on all the crisis happening in Daredevil's second season. 

*I actually have Brand New Day reviewed maybe a month or so after its release, but the file actually got corrupted and I haven't had the energy to redo it. 

And... well, you're not getting much in terms of answers beyond a vague handwave of what he is doing. Which is a bit annoying for people who want more internationality between Marvel projects, but especially since Jon Bernthal's Punisher is easily one of the best things about Daredevil: Born Again and the Netflix-originated side of the MCU in general. 

Running just shy of an hour, The Punisher: One Last Kill does take its time to build up to the gratuitous gore and violence that you'd expect from an R-rated Punisher feature. And don't get me wrong, I am here for all the violence and action and gore in a Punisher flick. I'm happy about that, and for the fifteen to twenty minutes or so when Frank Castle finally stops moping, gets into full Punisher mode and start blasting, it was fun. 

The buildup to it is... a bit odd, and suspect. Jon Bernthal is a great actor, of course, but it is really strange. The movie shows Frank breaking down, but seem quite intent on pushing and making certain scenes feel like non-sequiturs if you haven't watched the Netflix shows. Moments with Frank's daughter could be handwaved as being 'universally' understandable, but the 'one penny, two penny' references, the sudden cameo of the ghosts of Curtis Hoyle and the hallucination of Karen Page, are all brought up... while nothing is mentioned about the AVTF and of Frank's escape from the AVTF compound. It feels just odd, coming straight to Frank being morose, suicidal, and ready to end everything from his crusade to his life. 

The plot is simple, of course. Frank almost gives up, doesn't, and one survivor of his old massacres from The Punisher's first season, Ma Gnucci, puts up a massive contract that sends a lot of the assholes living in the shithole part of town that Frank has found himself in. Frank initially doesn't care, but when his neighbours and the local shopkeepers -- particularly those with children -- get threatened, Frank finds the Punisher within himself. He goes around shooting and killing everyone, ultimately chooses to save people than to end Ma Gnucci, and ends the movie in the skull suit again. I just described the 45 minutes of the movie. The Gnucci plot is paper-thin, and honestly isn't quite resolved so much as they ran out of extras for Frank Castle to murder. 

It's just that... it's really not that much substance. The acting is great when Jon gets to act, and the action is pretty cool for what it is, but ultimately the movie is just a bit of a slog to get through. Now I appreciate that this is one of the few times that the MCU has experimented with pathos towards how horrible the world is and there is no optimism beyond, well, punishing the criminals. It's just not the most interesting in terms of either characterization or plot. For as well-done that Frank's breakdown was acted out, the buildup was lacking and if we're being honest it's not nothing we haven't seen before in the Netflix show or even the Born Again follow-up. 

With almost 20 minutes to build up to the non-stop action that caps off the second half of the movie, it is frankly quite surprising how little content we get. There are some attempts at trying to poke at some themes, at how Ma Gnucci's loss might parallel Frank's, or something about the mistreatment of veterans, but the plot threads are more or less introduced and not really brought up beyond that. 

I appreciate the effort, and I did enjoy the action, but this honestly isn't something I'm likely to revisit or really even recommend since other than the action scene there isn't much to it. 

Marvel Easter Eggs Corner:

• The Gnucci crime family actually appeared among Frank's victims in episode 1 of The Punisher, season 1, but the matriarch of the family (who was the main antagonist in the comics) was conspicuously missing. 
• Frank's ally Curtis Hoyle was last seen in Netflix's The Punisher season 2, still alive on the last reckoning. Frank's family and the gravesite; the last argument Frank had with his daughter Lisa, and the One-Penny-Two-Penny madness mantra were all introduced in The Punisher. 
• While only named 'Barry' on-screen once, Ma Gnucci's bodyguard was identified by producers as being short for Barracuda, one of Punisher's major antagonists in the MAX continuity. 

Reviewing Monsters: Doom [2016]

DOOM!

So recently, I just decided to play Doom. Specifically, the 2016 'soft-reboot', or 'Doom 4' as some people call it. The original first-person shooter video game on computers, 2016 saw a very highly-praised reboot of the Doom franchise, starring Doomguy the Doom Slayer as he wakes up in a sci-fi facility in Mars overrun with demons after morally-sketchy scientists (some of whom are cultists) open a portal to hell!

The game is great. Loud rock music, fun environments, a simple enough story to digest but a neat chunk of lore if you want to go snooping around for datapads and codex entries, and it just feels great. It's over-the-top gory without being too disgusting about it. Pretty fun experience. And above all, you shoot demons!

I wanted to do a quick little review after so many heavier-duty monster reviews, and a lot of these will boil down to me describing it and going 'neat', but I feel that's appropriate for Doom. Short, sweet, to the point, guns, demons, rock music! 

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Possessed

The very first enemies you meet are the 'Possessed', who used to be human. The 'Lazarus Wave' event that caused all of the havoc in the UAC facility on Mars warped a huge chunk of the staff into what are essentially zombies after they die. The 'Lazarus Wave' is like a typical sci-fi explosion of the game's 'Argent Energy', which is the plot device energy that humanity built the facility to drain energy from Hell. 

Anyway, zombies! The base Possessed has tattered scientist clothing, which is fine and dandy, but there's an additional bit of creepiness as the center of their head has just been warped into a swirling empty socket. This adds a nice layer of grisliness to what would otherwise be 'just' a zombie. Each enemy has an entry that describes what the UAC researched about these beings. The Possessed are noted to behave, again, similarly to zombies. Limited to instinctive behaviour, territorial against the living, and when isolated they remain dormant for a while. However, to separate the Possessed from a typical zombie, when there are enough Possessed around, they will drag human corpses into a central location and perform a crude, silent ritual to create 'Gore Nests', which we find all throughout game as little masses of flesh, teeth and cysts that allow stronger demons to come through from Hell. We don't actually see the Possessed doing this in-game, but it does explain why there are so many demons in the Mars facilities despite there only being one or two big portals. 

The Possessed Engineer is a variation that act as that was unfortunate enough to be close enough to welding equipment and chemical tanks when the Lazarus Wave happened. Specifically, in this case, the typical super-fragile shooter video game red barrel. The wave fuses metal to skin, creating a Possessed with an explosive tank embedded in their skin. Or rather, their flesh -- that tank looks halfway inserted into the poor Engineer's torso.

Possessed Soldiers

The two Possessed above don't do much but just flail around, functionally acting more as hazards and a way for you to replenish your ammunition more than anything. However, the soldiers in the facility -- and of course there are a lot of soldiers -- are a bit more dangerous. They appear to have had their right arms fused with their shotguns, although the Lazarus Wave has also stripped a chunk of their clothing off. 

Apparently, training in combat allows the zombification (possessification?) to allow them to retain tactical cognizance, and these Possessed Soldiers know enough to run around, aim and shoot their guns, and pursue the Slayer throughout a map. The demonic wave is magical (or super advanced science, depending on the writer) and they know how to trigger this response on a case-by-case basis. 

Some of these soldiers have energy shields, too, which are quite annoying and require usage of a specific weapon, the Plasma Rifle's Stun Bomb upgrade, to get them to drop their shield. I don't have a whole ton to say about these soldiers, they sure are neat zombies and fit the aesthetic of a space station mutated by a horrifying demonic wave!

Unwilling 

With the very cool name of the 'Unwilling', they are functionally 'reskins' of the Possessed enemy... but have a much more monstrous body. It's not just regular skeleton or sinew anymore, not the way that they are laid out in a proper human body! The head is still eyeless and the shape of the skull is mutated to look a bit more monstrous, and the general design looks like a skinny anatomical muscular model covered with bony armour. 

Unwilling are encountered only in the Hell levels, and are noted to be fully-transformed Possessed that have been transported to Hell for slave labour and cannon fodder. Pretty cool mutated zombie design!

Imp

And here we have the first 'proper' demon, the Imp. Imps, despite their name, are the height of a regular human, a fact that Doom's flavour text actually does lampshade. Imps are fragile, fast, and shoot fireballs at you. Imps jump around like frantic frogs, leaping from wall to wall and ceiling to ceiling -- something that you, as the player, are likely to do if you want to survive this game. They are just simple screeching berserkers with no special abilities beyond that, but are a nice introductory species to the concept of 'hell demons'. 

They look humanoid enough, but their ruddy-orange skin and purple-tinged sinewy musculature; as well as their ghoulish stance, make them look different enough even before you get to their heads, which is a pretty near snarling demon-face. A pretty neat 'fodder' demon. 

Hell Razer

The Hell Razer is another one of the demons with the 'skeletal armour' aesthetic, but it has a head that I find really cool, with the bony growths completely obscuring all features except for the mouth. Its right hand has mutated into a giant organic cannon, which in-game functions like a sniper rifle. Or, as the codex calls it, 'unrefined hell energy'. That arm-cannon is composed of cartilage and osseous tissue, specifically modified to process and launch hell energies. 

The Codex entry for the Hell Razer is especially interesting in describing the Razer's "embryogenesis". The Razer is, in fact, a parasite! They will seek out a suitable host to 'cremate from within', which... I'm sorry, cremation normally involves burning a bod to ashes... but who am I to question hell demon biology? The host then mutates the host's body into what it is, ossified weapon and everything.

The general behaviour and animations of the Hell Razer is based on the Soldier enemy above, but with a 'sniper' weapon instead of a 'shotgun' weapon, so it's a nice, not-too-lazy way to bring in new lore as they modify the design into a fully-transformed humanoid. 

Hell Knight

Yeah, this thing. I like this giant brute. He's a tall guy standing probably a couple of heads taller than the Doom Slayer, but that's also with reverse-jointed legs. With exaggerated musculature like a powerful quarterback, the Hell Knight also has a head without eyes,  instead having a smooth, skull-dome as the top part of his head with a surprisingly very humanoid-looking mouth below. A pretty cool 'brute' design... and this thing is fast as hell, relentlessly pursuing you across the map and being quite tanky especially before you get the later-game weapons. 

Hell Knights can also create shockwaves whenever they jump and land, or when they catch up with you, stunning you and bashing you with their fists. It's a fun enemy that's both durable and fast. This is one of my favourite demons in the game, actually!

Lost Soul 

A bit of a rare enemy is the Lost Soul, who take the form of screaming, pointy-chinned and goat-horned floating skulls. A very demonic-looking skull, compared to the others that try to mimic the proportions of a human skull. Lost Souls wander Hell, just floating around as they 'search for a host to inhabit'. The implication is that these Lost Souls are the ones that 'possess' the bodies and turn them into the Possessed? Apparently, such a thing is actually the gimmick for these enemies in the older Doom games, but not for this one. 

Lost Souls are noted to be the lowest ranked demons, even more wretched than the imps, and even other demons don't like them. In this game, the Lost Souls are really just little more than traps, floating or spawning in some rooms, before glowing red and screaming towards you and exploding, unless you can shoot them down first. 

Cacodemon

Doom's poster child and mascot is the Cacodemon, a floating ball that is just an eye, a fanged mouth and two tiny hands. You might think this is a Beholder reference, and while thematically it kind of is, the actual plagiarism actually comes from a different D&D monster, the 'Astral Dreadnought' from the cover of Manual of the Planes, which was traced to create the original sprite of the Cacodemon. 

I can't blame them, the Astral Dreadnought is a badass design! Since then, the Cacodemon's vibe has mutated a fair bit, going more 'Beholder-esque'. It has two almost vestigial arms that surely can't be too useful, and the general body layout does make its best to make it less of just a ball of flesh but like a really squished-up organism. Whose body also just happens to be bisected by a massive, multi-jawed maw. The massive teeth in the jaw really is nasty, but I had a 'oh, that' neat' reaction to the secondary pair of jaws on the edges of the mouth. Surely those teeth aren't practical? The Cacodemon completes its look with a bright, green, pupil-less eyeball. That does make it a lot creepier and a lot less friendly-looking. 

The codex notes that Cacodemons are monstrous psionic demons that just want to feed, and hunt down living beings relentlessly to chomp on them. It also spews a 'psychoactive narcotic bile', which inhibits the perception of the target. In-game, it's a glob that damages you and blurs your vision for a bit... but in this game, a few seconds of being compromised is quite dangerous. 

Summoner

The Summoner is a slender demon with long arms and legs, and some body parts that make it look like the 'tail' of a floating cloak. They also have a cool head that is shaped somewhat like a hammer. The general vibe reminds me of some of the Phyrexians from Magic the Gathering, only grislier and with more muscles as the main texture instead of glossy metal. Pretty neat design, and one that's nicely different from the other 'flayed man' demons we've seen while still remaining in the same aesthetic. 

Summoners, as their name implies, summons additional reinforcements in the form of weaker demons. That's not why they are annoying; a couple of extra Imps and Soldiers isn't going to be particularly threatening. What's annoying is their ability to flash-step and zip around the battlefield, unleashing blasts of 'Argent Waves' towards you while you're going around trying to aim your weapons at this thing. 

While not really seen in-game, the Summoners are also able to use this Argent energy wave to transform humans into Possessed. Apparently, the UAC has captured and dissected some of these Summoners and found out that they are actually evolved versions of the Imp. The Summoner is essentially 2016's take on a classic enemy called the Arch-Vile, but the end result of a floating, lithe demon mage ended up being so different that they classified it as a different entity altogether. 

Revenant

Turning into a bit of a meme and a mascot after Doom 2016 is the Revenant. The Revenant is a simple design that fits into the 'demons and guns' aesthetic of Doom. The Revenant is a emaciated, skeletal zombie strapped into a giant chunky jetpack with two rocket launchers pointing up from the soldiers. A bit goofy, but they moulded the demon face quite well. 

The UAC, surprise surprise, is actually performing unethical experiments on humans! This involves grafting the cannons and jetpacks, as well as a neural biochip, into the "volunteers", before repeatedly exposing them to Lazarus Waves over and over again to transform them to Revenants. This transformation turns them into skeletal zombies... and increased durability and size. Right, the Revenants are quite tall, standing 3-4 meters tall in-game. The transformation and growth only really affects skeletal growth, meaning that many of the flesh is ripped off and discarded and explains the Revenant's very skeletal transformation. 

"Despite this bizarre biological structure, the Revenant appears to bear no ill effects.", says the Codex, but they're also, like, properly mindless zombies now. Mindless zombies shooting missiles and doot-doot-ing all over the battlefield. 

Mancubus / Cyber-Mancubus

MANCUBUS!!!! The Mancubus is a big, heavy-duty demon. Looking like a big 'Ogre',  the Mancubus a big belly, two legs that look elephantine, a head with a singular eye and a monstrous mandibles... and two giant cannons for arms. Yep! The demons also use technology. The codex notes that the Mancubus are encased in armour when they reach maturity, but their grotesque frame outgrows their armour to expose their face and stomach. That armour does look like it's 'fantasy' armour, seemingly made of chitinous material or something. That stomach is quite nasty, too, looking like it has split open and been sewed back together. That stomach is their weak spot, although if you kill a Mancubus that way its insides will erupt out and might harm you. 

In addition to being tanky as all hell, the Mancubus also has a 'poison' belch. Mancubi gorge on any food they can find, including rotten flesh, and this causes their innards and their bile to be highly flammable. This rotten, decomposing flesh is what powers their quasi-organic cannons, which is described as a biomechanical flamethrower created by a noxious effluvium. It's still a cannon! I really like the Mancubus design, although I felt like they could've done more to make it clear that it's biomechanical...

Oh, despite looking like a lumbering, slow behemoth, the Mancubus can move throughout the battlefield remarkably easily, using massive leaps to catch up to you as they aim their cannons down and use them as propeller rockets. That's cool. 

Particularly because the upgraded version, the Cyber-Mancubus exists. And it has had its chitin armour replaced with high-tech armour and weaponry, including a tactical visor that covers the Mancubus's eye. Again, I wished the regular Mancubus was more obviously more organic so the differences between the two can be a bit more dramatic. 

Cyber-Mancubi are created by the UAC during their demon experimentations. To quote probably the most hilarious monster codex entry in the game: "They are held under the strictest UAC security protocols, so there is no chance of an escape [citation needed]."

Pinky / Spectre

Originally, this creature is called 'Demon' in the old Doom games, but the fandom called it 'Pinky' due to its pink hue. In Doom 2016, the developers caught up with this joke and end up canonizing the name, noting that this creature is 'unnamed by the denizens of hell', so the UAC has designated them 'Pinkies' due to their unusual skin colouration. And it's not very evident in most of the models that show it from the front, but in-between the thick, blood-red armour segments, the Pinky's skin is pink. Including its very vulnerable rear end. 

The Pinky is essentially a very compact dinosaur with a giant screaming demon head plastered in front, and a whole ton of forwards-facing armour. Pinkies charge brutally towards any prey they detect, acting as living battering ram. Once they charge, they can't stop, and the intended way to deal with them is to dodge, and then unload rounds into their exposed tails. Doom 2016 isn't the most strict with specific tactics for specific enemies, not like its successors Eternal and Dark Ages, but the Pinky is one that you need this tactic to survive.

A stronger and rarer variant is the Spectre, which is another UAC experiment. In trying to modify the Pinky, during the vivisection experiments they ended up transplanting the optic nerve of a Cacodemon into a Pinky. This, of course, in typical sci-fi fashion, ended up creating a super Pinky that has the ability to become invisible. The UAC troops thought that the Pinky has escaped confinement, opened the gate, and caused the Spectre to rampage, escape,  and eventually make it back into Hell and somehow managed to reproduce enough that there is a self-sustaining population in Hell. Apparently demons also breed in this world!

Baron of Hell

Our final non-boss enemy is the mini-boss known as the Baron of Hell, who are giant muscular men with a demon-bull head and bull legs. They're basically carnivorous Minotaurs with the face of an angry demon. The Baron of Hell is noted to actually be the 'highest ranked among the order of the Hell Knights', implying that it is a superior version of the Hell Knight.

Like the Hell Knight, the Barons are just really, really tough. Despite their size, they are fast, relentless, and take a lot more punishment than their knightly cousins to bring down. More importantly, they can also shoot fireballs, giving it a ranged attack even if you are particularly good at dodging. It's a cool, impressive enemy, and it is... well, it is basically a big demon. Ain't nothing wrong with that. 

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Bosses:

Cyberdemon

The Cyberdemon's buildup is really cool. The level where you face him, you walk around a part of the UAC base and start to pick up tablets describing a strange, powerful 'Baalgar demon' whose corpse was recovered by the UAC. And then while you're doing it, you see from frosted windows explosions and a massive figure moving around. And then you find a giant, empty stasis pod... and eventually, at the end of the level, of course, this Cyberdemon attacks. 

Pretty cool design, even if it is simple. Towering almost twice the height of the Doom Slayer,  the Cyberdemon has a really cool head with curved horns and a mouth with additional mandibles. Also a huge fan of the chunky, elephant-like legs, and the bladed gauntlet on its right arm. As its name implies, however, the Cyberdemon has been cybernetically modified, with a giant sci-fi cannon in place of its left arm and a bunch of mechanisms on the right side of its chest. The way that the natural armour is arranged also gives the Cyberdemon the rough vibe of a space marine style armour as well, which is neat.

The Cyberdemon was resurrected by the UAC when they found out pieces of the Baalgar demon, whose flesh gets reanimated when grafted with Argent-powered machinery. Turns out that the Cyberdemon ended up playing possum until such that it was complete enough, at which point it activated its own neural pathways and gained control over its own faculties. The Cyberdemon ended up being so uncontrollable that it forced the UAC to keep it in suspended animation until the events of the game, where it broke free. It has the ability to jumpstart its life force from the Argent Accumulator implanted on its chest, which is something it does in its boss fight where the Cyberdemon is fought in two phases. Once in the UAC compound on Mars, and a second time when its corpse gets transported to Hell with the Doom Slayer and it chooses this moment to jumpstart its heart. Pretty cool boss fight, and probably my favourite. 

Hell Guard

The Hell Guard is an interesting, creature. Design-wise it's all right, a strangely-proportioned, heavily armoured humanoid figure with an oversized torso, no head and shoulderplates. Hell Guards are 'biomechs' that attack with forcefields and you fight three of them in a boss fight, each Hell Guard being armed with a different weapon. The first one has a mace and staff, and has a forcefield that really prolonged the battle and made it a bit hard to make it vulnerable. The second and third ones wield a single weapon each, but no forcefield and are much easier to take down, if hectic. 

However, when you kill the Hell Guards, the Doom Slayer rips apart their chest to pull out these strange, lamprey/leech-like Parasites that are the true Hell Guards. Pretty nasty but slightly unexpected. I love the design of this thing, with multiple glowing green eyeballs, a four-part petal beak, and the fact that they are going around controlling giant Bionicle suits of armour is just so interesting. We don't really learn more about it other than the Parasite itself being so infused with hell energy to power the bone-and-keratin suit, but I am always up for a nice parasite monster!

Spider Mastermind

The main villain of the game is Dr. Olivia Pierce, a cyborg member of the UAC who was approached by a greater demon who whispered temptations into her. Olivia set up a demon-worshipping cult, sequestered part of the Mars base, and began creating the experiments and did a lot of sacrifices and eventually unleashed the Lazarus Wave that brought all the demons here. When she eventually got to hell, however, the powers-that-be discarded her, and merged her with 'the master', transforming her into the Spider Mastermind. Codex entries noted that this 'Aranea Imperatix' is the vague demonic hivemind that was behind the Cyberdemon reanimating. It's a neat little 'karmic transformation' for someone who caused so much pain and death with her machinations, to be discarded and turned into a seemingly mindless screaming monster just like what she did to her minions. 

Design-wise? The Spider Mastermind falls solely in the 'sci-fi' side of the 'sci-fi demon' themes, being a giant robotic four-legged crab suit holding a giant brain with a malformed skull on it. A cannon sits under the chin. The Mastermind itself is a pretty cool design, and I really like it, although I wasn't sure that it was a more appropriate 'final boss' for the demon-shooting game instead of the Cyberdemon. I do suppose that it is an iconic old Doom boss, and it is a pretty cool design all around!