Saturday 30 April 2016

Captain America: Civil War

I watched it! It was awesome. Great movie. Everyone and I do mean everyone got great moments. Great action scenes. New characters got character arcs without taking too much screentime. Tony, Steve and Bucky all get proper character arcs. Overall a great movie. Will have a proper review when I stop fangasming.

I mean, I probably go kyaaa over the Superman/Batman/Wonder Woman stand together in live action thing far more than this because DC fanboy but objectively this is definitely the stronger movie of the two 'vs' movies of this summer.

Holy fuck man this movie is awesome.

Daredevil S02E06 Review: Elektra and Matt Have A Date

Daredevil, Season 2, Episode 6: Regrets Only


Last Daredevil episode review this week, I think. We'll do another batch next week.

This episode is a lot slower and honestly less good than the previous five episodes, though that's nothing to be ashamed about. The show just kinda has a bunch more plot lines to juggle, and as a result some of them felt lackluster for it. Our screentime (and Matt's attention) is split between Elektra's crusade against the Not-Yakuza, and the Punisher trial. Again, I want to say just how genius it is to have Punisher be involved in the obligatory lawyer plot, especially after a whole four-episode arc dedicating to building up his character.

Matt, perhaps somewhat foolishly, volunteers his law firm (much to Foggy's indignance) to represent Frank Castle, if only to find out just what the hell Reyes is hiding and how much of a hand she has in fucking Frank Castle's life up. Reyes looks like she's about to be set up to be the season's villain, or at least one of them, anyway -- the Elektra side of the plot probably is going to have a different main villain. Matt talking Karen and a reluctant Foggy to the plan to defend Frank was a great moment, and Karen having investigated Frank's story and finding a lot of discrepancies with what Reyes is telling them and forcing them to say is a believable way to get her on Matt's side. Reyes (and her assistant Blake Tower) is a compelling enough of an obstructive bureaucrat style antagonist that it's fun enough to have her around, even if she's nowhere as interesting as Kingpin, Kilgrave or Punisher himself.

Of course, Matt's attention is split between his two insane clients -- Punisher and Elektra, who's mostly just going all 'Matt, meet me here and help me infiltrate the Roxxon company' with no regard to Matt's life. 

And while the moments with Punisher is understandably more serious and grim, we did get a bit of a bonding moment between Karen and Frank as she tries to understand Frank as a person, telling him that they could at least figure out just who is responsible for the death of his family. It's definitely a really strong moment for Karen, and both Karen and Frank really have some great dialogue -- not as well-scripted as Matt/Frank, perhaps, but still great. In addition to Karen helping Frank remember his family, there's also the oblique hints to Karen's ultra-super-duper-mysterious past, which she is still hiding. 

There's of course the court scenes, which is awesome. Frank deciding to cooperate with Karen and going to trial, if only to give Reyes a big 'fuck you' and to uncover Reyes' secrets, was a great moment. I don't really give two shits to the trail scenes of Daredevil's first season due to, well, not really being interested in lawyer-style settings (more power if those kind of stories interest you, though), but throw a character I care about like Punisher into the mix and suddenly everything becomes so much more interesting! Also you can't help but note that Karen's motivations in helping Frank definitely stems from her identifying with Frank more, having killed a criminal herself last season.

The highlight of the episode is still Matt and Elektra infiltrating the Roxxon party, with Matt acting as a bumbling blind man, their pretending to be a drunk couple having sex to avoid security, and generally just them sneaking around to steal the ledger is a lot of fun. Again, just as how he did it with Punisher, Matt is forcing Elektra to not be lethal and it's fun. Their target is this rich jackass Stan Gibson and, well, he's just a butt monkey throughout the episode, isn't he? It's a nice break that Matt goes from beating up mafia dons and random street punks and decides to go up against corrupt businessmen for a change.

Up until the end, until this Mr. Hiroshi fellow, who previously has been portrayed as a generic Japanese businessman, kills the two bodyguards that failed to protect Stan Gibson, delivering the wham line 'who says we are the yakuza'? Yup, the Hand is here. Also, it's cool how the two bodyguards are tying up their fingers in preparation for the yakuza finger-cutting ritual only to find out that, nope, shot through the heart. 

It's more of a set-up episode, really, and it kinda suffers for not really delivering much on the characterization (Karen/Frank conversation aside), backstory or action quota, but we need slower breather episodes like this in a series. It's a strong, if relatively unspectacular episode, but being less good than its predecessors is really nothing to really be ashamed about. It's just building up the Hand, the Punisher trial, Karen's backstory, Frank's backstory and Matt having to choose between his two identities all at the same time. 

Foggy really needs something to do beyond being the 'please don't do this stupid thing' to Karen and Matt, though. He's easily the least interesting of the main cast, and he really needs something to justify the amount of screentime he receives. 

Daredevil S02E05 Review: Elektra Drinks A Tequila

Daredevil, Season 2, Episode 5: Kinbaku


We get a change of pace and tone as we switch our secondary Marvel superhero from the Punisher to Elektra. Elektra is a character who is extremely closely-tied to Daredevil's lore that basically everyone is calling foul that she didn't already show up in the first season beyond an Easter Egg. Elektra is one of those major Marvel characters that everyone wants to see in live-action, and while I'm not familiar with the character from the comics, I do like the Elektra here.

Whereas Punisher was all fiery and hot, a force of nature that rampages through Hell's Kitchen and is a physical adversary that clashes heads with Daredevil as much as he helps him out, Elektra feels far more cold and calculating. She knows how to get into Matt's head, she knows how to manipulate Matt and get her to do what she wants her to do, by spinning half-truths and appealing to the side of Matt Murdock that wants to beat criminals up.

The pacing of this Elektra-centric episode is also different. While the Punisher's arrival on the scene was bombastic and dramatic, with stakes being high as Matt races to stop the Punisher, Elektra is content to take things slow and let Matt do his own investigation. Also for the audience, whereas the Punisher's backstory is vague and a mystery up until the last episode of his mini-arc, we're treated to a series of flashbacks to immediately demystify Elektra somewhat... while still raising a crapton of questions about this hot Greek ninja chick.

And, well, Elektra's flashbacks are quite insane. We see Elektra and Matt in their college days, where the actors strike some really great chemistry together as there is an excellent blend of classiness and devil-may-care attitude to the two of them. Both of them clearly are struggling with their personal inner demons in the past, and while Matt initially just finds Elektra as a spoiled-rich girl who just happens to be able to match him in martial combat, she turns out to be... well, something more. Elektra tricks Matt to hanging out in the home of the man who ordered the hit on Matt's father, Roscoe Sweeney ('Fixer' from the comics, which had a short appearance in season one)... which does the dual purpose of showing us what kind of character Elektra is, whilst at the same time answering the question of just what Matt did against the man who murdered his father.

And Elektra? Well, she's pulling an Emperor Palpatine as she tells Matt to give in to his anger and kill Sweeney. Except unlike Star Wars there really isn't anything to lose if Matt gives in to the dark side except for his morality, and considering Sweeney is responsible for killing Matt's father, and we get the additional complication that he knows that Matt Murdock is the one responsible for beating him up... but, of course, despite Elektra's tempting 'kill him' speeches and obvious getting-off on the torture, Matt's inner angel wins out, and he doesn't kill Sweeney. His fate is kinda left ambiguous, though I assume the cops got him in the end. It does show just how much of an impact Matt's short stint as Elektra's boyfriend turned out, though, and it's a great, great scene.

Again, while the heart of the argument is the same, whether to kill the villain, Frank and Elektra have a distinctively different approach to the fact, with Frank being clinical, indiscriminate (if explosive) manner regarding the villains he kills, while Elektra opts for a more personal and cold-blooded torture.

All the great flashbacks kind of detract from the more mundane present-day plot, which I think is the weaker link of the Elektra focus. She's dragging Matt into a war with the yakuza, who are apparently not all wiped out when Nobu died in season one. Also the fact that we're all expecting the yakuza (*coughhandcough*) to return after all the ominous foreshadowing from season one. We get yet another appearance from the corrupt Roxxon oil company (which previously made appearances in Iron Man 3, Agents of SHIELD and Agent Carter) as Elektra hangs out there while Matt tries to shadow Elektra and investigate, and I really liked how Elektra just clinically draws Matt into her business, eventually culminating in the two vigilantes ready to face off against a yakuza hit squad... though the episode ends before we get a big fight scene.

Despite the big Elektra focus, though, I'm also pleased that the Punisher isn't just shunted elsewhere and locked up until we need him for like the season finale or whatever. The DA, Reyes, is apparently involved in whatever conspiracy that transformed Frank Castle into the Punisher, and she is extremely enthusiastic to bury Frank under red tape and sue for the death sentence. And, well, finally, we get some relevance from the lawyer side of things, as Nelson & Murdock's client is shaping up to be, well, the motherfucking Punisher! As likable as that old lady from season one is, her sideplot is ultimately filler and only serves to go 'OMG Kingpin is evil for killing this likable character'. Defending the Punisher from the mysterious agendas of the government is certainly a far more interesting plotline.

Also, Karen has became more and more interesting as she recruits the help of New York Bulletin's chief editor, Ellison, in hunting down more information about the Punisher. They bond almost immediately regarding Ben Urich, and while I'm still kinda pissed about this news reporter sideplot, it still ties to the bigger Punisher conspiracy plot so I can't really be mad about it. It's just less interesting than Elektra and Frank, is all.

There's also the thinly-veiled comparison of how Karen likes the mild-mannered blind lawyer, while Elektra likes the violent vigilante. It's going to be your classic 'which is the mask and which is the real Matthew Murdock' paradigm, but this one at least has some buildup, and Elektra trying to draw out the 'real' Matt in the past by trying to goad him to commit murder is certainly a great powerful scene.

We get a couple of nice continuity callbacks not just with Roxxon, but to both the first season of Daredevil and Jessica Jones. Marci Stahl, Foggy's ex-girlfriend and ex-rival from the first season, shows up and she's apparently hooked up with Jeri Hogarth's law firm... which is absolutely a great way to reference Jessica Jones. Also the New York Bulletin, as always, is filled with clippings referencing the events in prior MCU movies, like Avengers, Captain America: Winter Soldier and even Agents of SHIELD. Cybertek was apparently brought to court, which is a nice little loose end that got tied up there.

Also, a short bit of trivia, the title of this episode, 'kinbaku', actually means a form of bondage (yes, the sexy kind) which, um, considering the connotations that Elektra brings with her....

Overall, Elektra is mysterious, alluring and interesting. Both her flashback and present day scenes really helped to paint her as this big figure in Daredevil's life, and it serves as a great introduction to the mind of Elektra. We'll see where the plot goes from this, but with Foggy and Karen tackling the Punisher problem, the next episodes will definitely be more jammed with content.

Friday 29 April 2016

Daredevil S02E04 Review: Frank's Dog Gets Kidnapped

Daredevil, Season 2, Episode 4: Penny and Dime


Trying to keep on schedule!

Well, mostly because I really like talking about the Punisher segments of Daredevil. This episode serves like a small end-note to the first 'arc' of this season, which is the Punisher arc. He's obviously not going to just be a once-and-done villain, but these four episodes does a really great job at introducing the Punisher, making him badass, making him scary and making him likable at the same time. Man, I can see why you Marvel dudes really like Punisher!

Also, the Punisher is played by the same actor who played Shane from the first two seasons of Walking Dead, which, holy shit, I didn't even recognize until around this episode. Man, dude's a pretty great actor, isn't he? Not that there really is a bad actor in Daredevil per se, but Punisher and Kingpin are both particular exceptional ones. 

The initial premise of this episode is honestly refreshingly comic book-y for such a down-to-earth brutal gangster vigilante show. We are introduced to the family of one of the Irish mobsters that the Punisher killed, one Finn Cooley, who, despite existing for a grand total of one episode, was a pretty memorably hammy and insane villain. (Also, I am told that Finn Cooley was an actual villain from the Punisher comics, which is cool.) And what does Cooley do in his big grand plan to avenge his son get his money back? Kidnap the Punisher's dog.

Yeah. This episode, the Punisher's poor dog gets kidnapped.

The premise was sort of hilarious enough on its own, especially that absolutely pissed-off 'you gotta be kidding me' face that Frank has when he figures out what happened, but it quickly turned to a darker side as Frank gets overwhelmed by sheer numbers, eventually tortured with a power drill, before finally fighting his way out of that mobster compound with some help from Daredevil. It's a cool action scene -- doesn't top last episode, definitely, but still cool nonetheless. We've got the shotgun blast, we've got Frank hiding a blade in his arm, we've got Punisher blowing up a bunch of mobsters with a money truck loaded with a bomb, we've got Daredevil stopping Punisher from killing a couple of times during their team-up....

What really sells this episode was the long origin speech by the Punisher at the end, though, which tells us of the Punisher's backstory. It gives us enough details to see how much he has been broken from the once family-man Frank Castle into the murderous Punisher. Real kudos for the actor to portray the perfect balance between still maintaining the Punisher's hardass attitude while still delivering enough emotion for him remembering how his little kids were massacred that day. I mean, holy shit, there are origin episodes, and there is this.

It really helps that I have no idea that the Punisher's backstory involved dead family. It's an all-too-common trope in superhero land, and it's far easier to list the few superheroes with living parents. But Frank really sells his story. From his allusions to being in the war from the last episode, to his cracking breakdown at the end of this one, as he recalls how he returned from Afghanistan and is scared about returning to civilian life, about how his daughter held him up, how he should've told his beloved daughter that bedtime story (Frank's 'penny and dime' mantra) the night before she died, how he held the ruined corpse of his daughter after the incident...

Holy fuck, that was a painful speech to hear, moreso due to the fact that the scripting was just on point in showing a really hard and stoic murderer like the Punisher break down at remembering how his family died without turning into a pathetic blubbering mess... yet still display enough grief for us watchers (and Matt) to feel a crapton of sympathy for this dude. I actually teared up a little for Punisher, and works of fiction generally don't get that reaction from me. Especially not when it's just a backstory instead of a beloved character dying. How the fuck did the Punisher of all characters get me close to crying? How the fuck did they do that? 

Meanwhile, parallel to that, also in this episode Karen is definitely devoted herself into carrying Ben Urich's torch, and manages to, on her own, discover Frank Castle's old house and discover some tantalizing backstory as well. There are also some information that she discovers about Frank's near-death experience, including a mysterious John Doe that disappeared from the site of the shootout (the carousel that was involved in Frank and the Irish mob's fight) and, well, it seems that Frank's near-death experience has some involvement with a government organization. It's a nice little side plot that is nice enough to let her do, because, I mean, who wants to see Karen and Foggy defend some random schmuck of the week in a boring-ass trial? Not me. Having Karen investigate the Punisher's backstory allows her to do things and for the show to reveal things without resorting to Frank introdumping everything. 

The police capture the wounded Punisher near the cemetery, with Daredevil giving officer Brett (hey Brett!) the credit to help restore the police's credibility, which is a nice little wrap-up to that Punisher mini-arc. Obviously he's going to show up later on, but it's still a nice spot to tie up Punisher's first foray into the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

We also get a highly-welcome slower scene as Matt talks to Father Lantom, whose return was definitely welcomed. They discuss Grotto's death, and it's yet another subtly great character moment from both characters involved and a testament to how much Daredevil is a narrative that explores the characters' growth and motivations instead of just 'oh, how do we get this plot device and then chain to that action scene'. Lantom says some pretty hard yet sensible truth about how a man's death does not invalidate the bad things he's done in his life, and gives Matt some well-needed encouragement and some sage advice regarding guilt. Again, it helps to differentiate Daredevil from similar vigilante-style heroes like, oh, Batman or Spider-Man.

Melvin "Gladiator" Potter shows up again here. I think he showed up in one of the earlier episodes of this season and I forgot to mention it, but it's cool to see him! I really like him, and I really like how he's just this costume-upgrade dude for Daredevil. 

Oh and Karen and Matt kinda get a couple extra moments. This season's been quite blatant about shipping them together, though thankfully, unlike some shows (Legends of Tomorrow, I'm looking at you) they're taking it somewhat slower and gradually, which is definitely far more believable and actually nice to look at instead of 'hey Atom and Hawkgirl are totally a couple now haha'.  

Also, boom, surprise Elektra at the end of this episode, which will definitely throw a wrench in that Matt-Karen thing. Who shows up randomly in Matt's house. The two know each other from the past, and we've had an Elektra cameo-reference in season one. Plus, we get the subtle note to people who don't know about Elektra that she's a badass... because she snuck past Daredevil's world-on-fire super senses. Woo. So, yeah, the next four or five episodes are probably going to be Elektra-centric. I'm not sure how well this formula of having an entire season be split up into mini-arcs starring Daredevil with a guest-star, but if it gets us the quality of this Punisher arc, I certainly am up for it. It also sets up a nice, different setting from having just our hero climb all the way to the 'final boss' the way they handled Kingpin and Killgrave in Netflix-Marvel's previous two installments. We'll see. 

Overall, a very, very solid episode. Again, Frank steals the episode though Matt and Karen got some great moments as well, and episode-villain Finn Cooley was a surprisingly awesome addition to the show... pity he, y'know, got punished. By a shotgun blast. To the face. 

Thursday 28 April 2016

Daredevil S02E03 Review: Frank and Matt Have a Discussion

Daredevil, Season 2, Episode 3: New York's Finest


Ah, back to Daredevil's second season! I will try to deliver this, as well as other superhero TV shows, semi-regularly, because this is a Netflix show and you're really supposed to binge-watch this, but hey, whatever. It's also like nearly two months old at this point, so I'll try to be more concise so I can cover all the episodes in a less amount of time. 

Also I'll probably make it a running gag that the Daredevil review titles will be called 'Frank Does X' or something like that. 

Anyway, with that bit of a promise which I can hopefully keep out of the way, let's talk about episode three. And the elephant in the room... the super-awesome one-shot ten-minute-long action scene. Because holy balls, that definitely tops that one hallway fight from season one. That fight was beautifully choreographed, was brutal, and every single fucking moment of it was awesome. The stakes were real, too. Punisher blew up the Dogs of Hell biker gang's bikes to set them up to fight Daredevil, and Matt himself was hurt in a prior fight with Punisher last episode. All the while he's still trying to capture Punisher and at the same time stop the Dogs of Hell from killing the vigilante. There were a couple of moments with the chains or just jumping in that stairwell that was just holy fuck straight-up awesome.

But that's nowhere the strongest moment of the episode. No, because if we rate episodes and movies by action scenes alone, then the likes of Transformers or Age of Ultron would probably be considered masterpieces. But Daredevil's season two isn't afraid of setting up actual philosophical discussions about this whole vigilante thing, about morality, about pragmatism versus naivety... in other words, everything Batman V Superman thinks that it is doing but relatively flunked at. Holy shit, Daredevil and Punisher's conversation at the beginning of the episode really made the episode. Just having these two characters not beat each other up but actually just... talk, trying to understand this other vigilante that operate with different methods. Daredevil thinks that the Punisher's way too dangerous, Punisher thinks Daredevil is a kindred spirit but is too soft... both understanding the other yet disagreeing completely with the other's methods...

Of course, the fact that there is a sadistic choice moment thrown in there helps too. Punisher is adamant that he's only out there to kill the worst of the worst, not believing that the small sliver of redemption is worth risking sending a mass murderer back into the wild... which to some degree everyone who isn't a 7-year-old would agree, but on the other hand, as much as Punisher insists that he's only killing the evil guys and not ever going to hurt civilians, how much do you believe that he can hold up that end of the promise and not accidentally blow or shoot the wrong person in the head? Was the threat to that war veteran real (despite Frank later brushing it off as a way to scare Matt)? Is hunting down criminals and administering justice via bullets worth terrorizing every decent folk that got in their way? Showing Karen escaping from Punisher two episodes ago and the police being totally fucked over by him, even if none of those innocents technically died, is a great way to show what a destructive force of nature that Frank Castle, the Punisher, is. 

To this end, the Punisher tries to force Daredevil to come around to his way of thinking, by chaining the Devil of Hell's Kitchen up, taping a gun to one hand. While Punisher himself gets ready to kill Grotto from the past two episodes... who despite what Daredevil tries to do in defending the dude, is revealed to be someone who's killed an innocent random old grandma simply for witnessing him doing gangster stuff. I really love this moment. Too often these kind of shows and stories are just too optimistic, giving our hero a coincidentally squeaky-clean 'villain' who's not at all wrong. Yet he's also not entirely unlikeable since we got to know the dude for the past two episodes as someone you can at least sympathize with. Here Matt is faced with trying to defend a murderer with the flimsy excuse that he can be redeemed (where, really, the only reason he seemed to want to seek redemption at all is because the Punisher's coming for his ass), while the only way he's only able to stop Punisher from killing Grotto was, well, to shoot Punisher before he does the deed. It's a tense moment, it's a great moment, and I'm told it's an adaptation of an iconic moment from the comics as well. 

And it's a great debate, too. He killed an innocent woman, and probably would kill several more if he was left alive. He's definitely not just some chump who picks up the mafia's laundry or whatever. But does every murderer deserve a chance at redemption? Or does redemption and mercy only work if it is administered evenly to every criminal out there? Daredevil's arguments of how important saving lives is definitely far more meaningful considering the struggles he went through in Season One on whether he should kill the Kingpin, but there's always that appeal of the simple black-and-white Punisher worldview of cutting the problem at the root. It's a very complex and well-written dilemma, something that Batman V Superman just barely touches on (though the main topic there is how accountable are godlike beings) but didn't really had the chance to explore. 

The great scripting is also totally on-point on this scene as well, and I honestly can't really do it justice without quoting it word for word. The scene where Punisher tries to play nice, the moment where that Vietnam War veteran* shows up and Punisher shows to be able to maintain a social front (even if that gun is just right next to the door)... that entire sequence was just as fluid and wondrous as the fight scene that capped the episode. 

*Who, I'm told, is a reference to the Punisher's original comic-book backstory as a survivor of the Vietnam War. This incarnation of the Punisher is more up-to-date so his war is the Afghanistan war. 

The Frank/Matt scenes really stole the show that I honestly got a bit mad whenever we cut away to the supporting cast. But while a good chunk of Foggy's flustered running around was hilarious I really want to see more Matt and Frank. Foggy does finally get a badass scene of himself, defusing two fighting gangsters in the hospital (in a surprisingly well-done portrayal of an ER room) with lawyer powers. That was a great scene too. I think it's easily the best-written Foggy scene in this entire series. Claire "Night Nurse" makes a return, making a couple of references to her role in Jessica Jones. She's cool. Probably not going to be super relevant, but it's kinda nice to see her again.

Oh, also, Karen is like looking into stuff all Lois Lane like. I honestly don't particularly care about her side of the plot since it feels way too much like a rehash of her stint with Ben Urich from season one, but she does discover that x-ray of Punisher's head with a bullet to the head. Interesting, and a nice homage to the Punisher's skull logo, but nowhere as interesting as Matt and Frank having a talk.

All in all, though, this episode is definitely one of the best Daredevil episodes of the season, if not in the history of superhero TV shows. It's faithful to the comics, it features intelligent discussion, we get absolutely great characterization from the main character and the villain anti-hero, we get a couple of dramatic moments, even the secondary characters get their moments, and to top it off is the insane fight scene. Yeah, it's that good, even if a good chunk of it is just a conversation.

Wednesday 27 April 2016

Nanatsu no Taizai 170-171 Review: The Sins Don't Fuck Around

Nanatsu no Taizai, Chapter 170: For Whom that Light Shines


Gowther vs. Escanor! These two are easily the two strongest among the Seven Sins – Escanor being the physically most overpowered and powerful (if conditional), and Gowther being the most insanely overpowered for being indestructible and playing around through mind games. It’s an interesting matchup, that’s for sure, and Hawk identifies Escanor’s power level as 28,800, and it’s mentioned he can’t even draw out his full power since it’s just a temporary ‘pseudo-sun’ as Gowther calls it. I can’t recall on top of my head how powerful this is relative to everyone else, but hey.

Escanor fucks around with Gowther a bit, removing his glasses, zipping around all fast-like, jumps straight up to avoid Gowther’s gatling arrows, and then pulls off a Thor to summon his Sacred Treasure from where he left it embedded in some random place. Divine Axe Rhitta it’s called, and as soon as Escanor catches it he goes all ‘holy armament release’, which creates a big-ass explosion as bright as the sun. Gloxinia and Dolor compares this to Estarossa-level strength, and Estarossa is definitely one of the top dogs among the Ten Commandments.

Apparently Escanor unleashes as much heat and light energy as the sun itself when he peaks off at noon, and Divine Axe Rhitta just absorbs all this excess energy, which can be released if he chooses to. Ban wants to interfere, but Meliodas is all ‘trust in Escanor’ while the two demons are just enjoying the festival. Escanor is all like ‘for the sins of toying with the hearts of others, atone with your body!’ Gowther (who looks badass as fuck in that one panel) summons this crazy arrow rasengan thing he calls a Blackout Arrow, both of them launch their attack, there’s a big kaboom…

And Escanor gets pierced through the chest. Gowther looks like the victor in this as Escanor drops to the ground. Jericho confronts Gowther and calls him out as the shit that he is, but Gowther is all like 'nope can't understand him I don't have a heart'. 

But Jericho then points out that Escanor wasn't referring to Gowther when he's all 'for the sins of toying with the hearts of others', because while Gowther is obsessed in single-mindedly winning the battle, Escanor does what any sane person really should -- launch the big sun attack not at his own comrade in the staged tournament, but rather at the two demon overlords. And, shit, Gloxinia and Dolor looks totally fucked up!
I don't buy that this took them out, mostly because having Escanor single-handedly be responsible for the deaths of four of the Ten Commandments, as well as the fact that Gloxinia and Dolor are obviously set up to be foils to King/Elaine and Diane/Matrona... I mean, it's cool that Escanor is strong and that is a cool scene and a great moment for Escanor, but keep this up and Escanor runs the risk of turning into Kishou Arima from Tokyo Ghoul (which, in Tokyo Ghoul's defense, Arima seems to be intentionally written that way to juxtapose him against the other fleshed-out characters) or Erza/Natsu/Gray from Fairy Tail as these super-OP characters that can win any fight they're in just because.

Thankfully, as next chapter would attest, the once and former Fairy King and Giant King are down but not out. You can have your cake and eat it.... Escanor gets a badass moment in wounding two of the Ten Commandments, but they're still around to fight the others. 

 
Nanatsu no Taizai, Chapter 171: The Time Has Come

Apparently Dolor has green skin and Gloxinia has blonde hair and um that's not totally how I pictured them to be.
Anyway, the two Commandments are alive and surviving, and everyone is all like 'whoa holy shit awesome' (and hilariously one of the jester knights is all 'hey this dude is ruining the festival!'). And, well, Meliodas just... doesn't fuck around. He just does a dynamic entry and lands in front of the wounded Dolor, and just jumps straight into battle, launching himself at the downed Dolor's face. Meliodas kicks one of Dolor's arms away despite being, y'know, a giant arm. He proceeds to parry the other three, and then straight up uppercuts him in the face. It's like Ant-Man versus Machamp. Or something. 


As every Bleach character can attest, having limbs is just asking for them to be hacked off, and Meliodas goes straight for his sword and slices off two of Dolor's arms. 

For his credit Dolor recovers from it quite quickly, and Meliodas does a short monologue about how he's never planned on playing along with the fight festival anyway and is just waiting for an opportunity to fuck up the Ten Commandments. And, well, Meliodas is playing dirty -- he's just waiting for the two Ten Commandments to drop their guards so they're vulnerable to an assault like this, because charging in head on would probably fuck them over.

And, well, Escanor certainly delivered a big dramatic opening. The wounded and shrunken Escanor tells Gowther how he's still his comrades, and how even without a heart he still has one. Um, yeah. Gowther doesn't understand because logic, but it's touching nonetheless. 

Dolor uses his two remaining arms to animate the two gigantic Berserk-godhand arms and kind of clap them together. I mean, no one's going to die from that, but it's still an impressive visual. Dolor is all like 'defy me and I butcher them all', and Meliodas? He don't give fuck! He just slices off Dolor's two remaining arms, then punches Dolor in the face so hard he falls down, with the awesome comeback of 'not if I butcher you first!'

Because, well, come on, the likes of Ban, Gowther, Matrona, Diane and King probably got the others to safety. 

Gloxinia, meanwhile, has taken the Dolor-Meliodas fight to transform into this awesome yet comical armoured form, the Ylldra Armour... which almost immediately shatters. Because Meliodas's game face just got on, and his demon mark shows up. Man, they don't call him the Sin of Wrath for nothing, do they?

Yeah, having Meliodas take these two out with Escanor delivering an assist would be... cool. I'd still prefer they did something with the fairies and giants so there's some background or whatever revealed about their respective races. Mostly the fairies, really, because their backstory has been built up a fair bit and I don't really care about the giants not really. But I dunno, maybe Gloxinia and Dolor might prove to be a match for Meliodas? I don't really see that happening unless, like, all those random people in the tournament suddenly rally to the demons' side, but Meliodas alone seemed to have Dolor near-dead and Gloxinia's already wounded. Plus Meliodas, like, has the backup of a fully-healthy Ban, Gowther, Elaine, Matrona and Hendricksen, plus the more wounded King and Diane and the other less-powerful knights there probably can help out a bit. I don't really see how the Ten Commandments can win this one unless, oh, Fraudrin and Estarossa shows up or something. 

Tuesday 26 April 2016

Toriko 367-368 Review: Fall of the Wolf

Toriko, Chapter 367: Those Tears


Jirou dies! At least they had the decency to dedicate an entire chapter for Acacia and Jirou's fight. It's a harder-hitting blow than Don Slime's death, because Jirou has been a presence throughout the entire manga, whereas Don Slime, as fun as he was, was pretty clearly set up to die. 

And Jirou does get a couple of badass moments, like using the life orb to negate Acacia-Neo's strike, doing that million knocking attack in a well-drawn scene. Jirou gets sentimental and asks Acacia if his tears upon Frohze's death was real. Jirou talks about how he expects Acacia to break free of Million Knocking (Acacia uses tentacle tongues to undo the knocking) but why doesn't he do anything against it? He tries to Grand Knocking Acacia, but like the endgame villain he is Acacia just eats Jirou's punch. Acacia sticks his icky tumour-arm into Jirou's mouth and undoes all the Damage Knocking Jirou has done all through his life.

Which apparently just stops hits in time. We get to see an absolutely gruesome moment as Jirou starts to get hit with enough damage to last a lifetime, and naturally Acacia goes all 'those tears were fake'. And as Jirou gets absolutely mangled and twisted he still manages to find the strength to tell Acacia not to tell it to Midora. 

Pop goes Jirou. Man, that was sad. 

Meanwhile, during the fight against Midora,  Joie transforms into Frohze and talks about giving their fight a bitter flavour...

Toriko, Chapter 368: Give Me That 0.1 Second


Guinness, King of the Battle Wolves, howls all throughout the world, and we cut away to Team Toriko. Brunch catches up with them, Take in tow, and apparently the Gourmet Eclipse has begun, and god the ingredient is about to appear. The Four Kings' demons appear in their bodies, and at the end of the chapter apparently god rises out of the ground and it's a gigantic silhouette... that resembles Mappy the frog. 

It would be so much more climatic if we actually had an actual buildup to what god is, y'know?

Meanwhile, Joie fights Midora, talking about how she is cooking Midora, but where Joie is super-powerful, Midora just Wolverine-regenerates through every blast of damage, every limb-fillet, every exploding head. Midora uses his hungry tongue to eat up a bunch of fungus that can decompose people in an instant, and then unleashes a barrage of tongue strikes on Joie... except Joie's power is apparently food luck, and she can just walk through Midora's tongue barrage with reckless abandon, and can just breathe and live in the fungus simply due to her food luck. 

There was a moment where it looked like the fungus won out and is about to dissolve Midora, but Midora just uses Minority World to reverse everything and apparently kills off Joie. God's appearance, however, distracts Midora enough for Joie to reappear, pull off this pacman thing and seal Midora within... a weird fanged condom which she puts in the golden tin can. She talks a bit about gourmet luck and blah blah. 

Man this is just so disjointed and messy, isn't it? On one hand, fights like Jirou vs Acacia and Midora vs Joie are cool as hell, but on the other hand it's still rather m'eh since we don't really have that much of a buildup to any of them. Or towards god appearing, at that. 

Game of Thrones S06E01 Review: Resolving Cliffhangers

Game of Thrones, Season 6, Episode 1: The Red Woman


Holy shit, how long has it been since season five ended? Before I started this blog, I think. To those who don't know, I am a big fan of Game of Thrones, or rather, if you prefer the series by its full name, A Song of Fire and Ice. Because while I have watched all five seasons of the TV show, I'm also reading the novels, around partway through book two now... and Game of Thrones is one of those good adaptations where they changed a good chunk of things from page to screen, yet tries to economize and improve on the source material.

And because, well, they ran out of novels to adapt, with the writer's blessing, season 6 is going on with uncharted theory unknown to both book and TV readers. Now season five left us with nothing but a barrage of cliffhangers, in probably one of the biggest cockteases in all of television. We got (to recap), Brienne about to execute Stannis, Myrcella apparently bleeding from her nose possibly being poisoned by the Sand Snakes, Daenerys surrounded by an army of Dothraki, Daenerys's court going off to search for her, Sansa and Theon jumping off the walls of Winterfell before the Boltons return, Arya blinded by the Faceless Men as part of their insane cult initiation, and also Jon being stabbed for the Watch.

To some extent, we visit all of our main players bar Littlefinger, Sam and Bran, the latter who's absent last season as well if I recall. Some of our characters we just get some acknowledgement what happened to them, and it's really nothing more than just seeing, well, that they exist. 

The shortest and least interesting scene this time around is Arya Stark, who's reduced to a blind beggar thanks to her being blinded by the insane assassin cult of the Faceless Men. She gets confronted and beaten up by the Waif, and, well, it's definitely some training from hell so she can develop Daredevil powers and be the Devil of Winterfell or something like that. There's really nothing much to this part until they decide to advance it, really.

Likewise, King's Landing also only got a short scene, as we get full confirmation that, yes, Myrcella bleeding from her nose right after her heartwarming confession that she acknowledges Jaime as a father figure... was in fact the last thing Myrcella will ever do in her life as yet another innocent young girl is claimed by the Game of Thrones. Cersei's humiliating quasi-triumphant return last season is immediately rewarded with this scene. Her expression and her grief is palpable as she realizes that Jaime is returning with a coffin instead of her most beloved daughter. If there is one redeeming quality about Cersei it's her love towards her children, and seeing her so heartbroken as she just sobs about the futility of going against the prophecy, sobbing about how Myrcella was the only good thing she has ever made, how Myrcella was so different from her... Cersei breathes pride and self-loathing in the same breath, but rarely does the latter show without a hint of the former, and Myrcella's death well and truly broke her. She's not even thinking of revenge against the Dornishmen. She is just heartbroken as she refuses to not grieve, and keeps describing in morbid detail how the body of her beautiful daughter will decompose.

Jaime is more than willing to pick up the slack of waging revenge, however, and Jaime swears revenge against all who have wronged the incest twins. That means striking out against Dorne, something that is exacerbated by, well, the Dorne scenes which I'll talk about later. Granted, as Roose Bolton later notes in the Winterfell scenes, there's also that particular rebellion to quash. And I highly doubt a grief-enraged Cersei Lannister will stand for that stupid Faith Militant.

We also get to see Margaery Tyrell, who doesn't look like she's been abused quite as much as Cersei has. She adamantly refuses to confess, though the High Sparrow and Septa "Confess" Unella is trying to goad a confession out of her by playing good cop bad cop. Notably, we don't see any sign of either Loras Tyrell or King Tommen, despite Margaery asking for both. I highly doubt Cersei would be so calm if anything happens to Tommen, but at the same time being alive doesn't mean he's all right. With the show being so shy of showing King Tommen for the later half of season five and this episode, I think they're hiding... something.

Loras, too. Maybe they already extracted a confession from him? Or are they doing something more... brutal to the poor dude? I mean, Loras is a proven homosexual and these dudes don't look like they tolerate that thing quite well. I don't think he'll die offscreen, but I wouldn't be surprised if they broke him physically or mentally, especially if they took other people's confessions as 'evidence'. 

Meanwhile, in Dorne! We're definitely setting up a big war between King's Landing and Dorne. See, Prince Doran Martell is a gigantic idiot for sparing Ellaria and the Sand Snakes despite being proven assassins. News of Myrcella's death reaches Doran, and, well, Ellaria and the Sand Snakes (whose I can never really tell apart) murder Doran and his bodyguard Areo Hotah. I mean, well, Doran is suing for peace, and he definitely has a point -- yes, Elia Targaryen-Martell was raped and killed, while Oberyn Martell had his head squeezed like a tomato...  but both were done by the Mountain. Kill the dude and be done with it. But apparently Ellaria and, well, apparently everyone else in Dorne's higher ruling class sees it as weakness for them not to avenge members of the royal family.

...so they kill the remaining members of the royal family. Doy, Ellaria, your logic makes no sense!

Well, at least the Sand Snakes carry Oberyn's bastard blood. Despite Doran begging for them to spare Prince Trystane, he gets killed too. So at least he goes off to join Myrcella in death, poor starcrossed lovers that they are. Though I must admit Trystane's death was nothing short of hilarious. Areo's was shocking, Doran's was tragic. Trystane trying to be all badass while the two Sand Snakes (Nymeria and Obra, I think?) corner him, and Trystane is fooled into thinking that they were going to fight him one-on-one before Game of Thrones logic sinks in and the other Sand Snake just spear-stabbed him through the face... that was so sudden. And so darkly funny.

Meanwhile, in Vaes Dothrak, Daenerys is captured by a big-ass Dothraki Horde. We get a bunch of random riders talking about raping Daenerys, but thankfully it does not come to that. She is brought in front of Khal Mogo, who, after a hilariously long discussion about whether seeing a naked woman would rank on the 'top five lists of best experiences' with his bloodriders and wives, is about to claim Daenerys as his own... until Daenerys drops the bombshell that she can speak Dothraki. And when her long titles mean nothing, she drops the Khal Drogo name. Six seasons in, and Khal Drogo's still looking out for her from beyond. Yeah, Khals are forbidden to lie with another Khal's widow... so Daenerys is safe from being raped.

Problem is (and it's something foreshadowed from the very first book) is that all Khal widows are supposed to join with the Dothraki crones, widows of fallen Khals, like in a sacred monastery or something, and the Mother of Dragons don't want that. She can't really say anything about it, though. Her only real hopes of rescue are her two knights, Ser Jorah "Friendzone" Mormont and Daario Naharis, who manages to track down the remains of Drogon's last lunch and the big footsteps of the Dothraki horde. They somehow manage to find Daenerys's earring in that giant clearing, and Daario seem to be more interested in discussing Jorah's friendzoning more than anything. Also Jorah has that rock-skin disease thing, which he reminds the audience about. 

Man, all we need is Drogon to come down and scare the shit of the Dothraki. 

Tyrion and Varys are just hanging out in Meereen, being awesome and trading great lines of dialogue. I would watch a show just starring these two. There was a fun moment where Tyrion's bad Valyrian language skills caused a beggar woman to think he's going to eat her baby, and it's fun. The Sons of the Harpy are still a big problem, though, and where Varys is content to gather information, the Sons of the Harpy are going around burning Daenerys's fleet. So much for invading Westeros, then. 

In Winterfell, Theon and Sansa... escape as well as you think two people jumping off the side of a castle would be. Theon's more or less crippled, and Ramsay's hounds and knights catch up to them pretty quickly. Theon tries his best to draw away the hunters, but that goes as well as you'd expect it to go in real life -- which is not at all. It would be dumb to have them escape just to be captured and tortured for an entire season again, though, so Brienne and Pod come in to the rescue and just lay waste to the Bolton knights with great soundtrack and awesome fighting skills. Pod tries his darnedest, but in the end Theon (who grew some figurative balls to replace his missing ones) stabs Pod's foe from behind with a spear. Good on you, Theon!
Sansa finally accepts Brienne as her knight, and it's clear that she's really, really glad for the woman knight's rescue, as well as finally accepting Theon Greyjoy as her ally. I mean, Sansa's spent a good chunk of the series being helpless, and somewhat failing whenever she tries to do anything, but with allies like Brienne and Theon, as unlikely as the latter would be, maybe she can mount an offensive against the Boltons? Roose does mention that none of the Northern Houses really support the Boltons, especially if they don't have Sansa Stark. Plus there's the fact that Theon might rally Yara and the rest of the Iron Islands or something like that. I doubt this would be the focus of the season, though.

The show is also vague regarding Stannis Baratheon's fate. Brienne mentions nothing about it to Sansa, and both Roose and Ramsay mention that he's dead, but we don't see a body and we do know that the Boltons really like displaying the bodies, so it's a bit of a conspicuous absence that makes me think Stannis is... not dead? Maybe? I dunno. Maybe that's just because I like the dude.

Ramsay actually shows some emotion about Miranda's death, mourning her in his own twisted way... before telling her body to be fed to the hounds because it's good meat. Oh, Ramsay, you over-the-top twisted motherfucking piece of shit, I hope you die horribly. Roose notes that what Ramsay did was to ambush and use hit-and-run tactics on a weather-beaten Baratheon Army, and it wasn't so much a victory as a rout. Roose notes that without support from the Northern forces and the Iron Islands, they won't stand against a proper Lannsiter army from King's Landing. Though considering said army's probably far more concerned about exacting revenge on Dorne...

Roose threatens Ramsay in no uncertain terms that if he doesn't manage to re-obtain Sansa and Theon, then he's no good to produce an heir and his new son with Lady Wanda would be the heir instead. ...noooot your smartest idea there Roose, because Ramsay would definitely kill a pregnant woman and her unborn child. Poor Wanda! She seemed like such a pleasant woman.

The A-plot here really is in the Night's Watch, bookending the episode, though even that really didn't amount to much. We have confirmation that Jon Snow is dead, as if last episode's final scene wasn't final enough. We get to see that, well, Alliser Thorne's supporters kind of number few, and a good chunk of the Night's Watch mooks are still pissed as all hell. Thorne manages to deliver a speech where he's thinking of the Watch as a whole, and how he's loyal to the Watch and he never disobeys an order, and it's Jon Snow that's disrespecting the Watch... but really, that's the kind of logic you would make to cover your sins. Thorne, you shit. And I thought you were actually cool when you fought the Wildlings back in the climax of season four! Thorne's basically put himself in charge, although in a more diplomatic way than most, and tells Jon Snow's few supporters to stand down.

Jon's few supporters number Dolorous Edd, Ser Davos Seaworth... and a bunch of others I don't recognize. Edd buggers off to try and recruit wildlings or something, which will totally not end well and will possibly fracture the Night's Watch, while Ser Davos tries to stall things with fake diplomacy. And mutton. Davos is ready to ask Melisandre for help, which is something considering how much he hates the Red Woman...

But Melisandre is all shell-shocked at realizing her predictions regarding Jon Snow and Stannis Baratheon have both been utterly mistaken. Of course that doesn't discount some crazy black necromantic magic or whatever, but we saw what happened to Khal Drogo last time someone tried to bring a dead person to life.

And, well, Melisandre's big secret is revealed, as she strips down in your obligatory fanservice scene... and then she takes off her bracelet and reveals herself to be a naked, old, wrinkled hag. Oh kay that whiplashed so hard. Yeah, Melisandre's a super-old witch lady who's using Rhllor's magic to look hot and sexy. Which means, um, yeah, Stannis totally fucked this old decrepit lady. That's certainly a big revelation, and it also is a nice metaphor to just how defeated the previously always-proud and confident Melisandre is.

Overall it's a somber episode, just setting up all the things that's going to happen. It looks like we're going to have confrontations at the Night's Watch and against Dorne, though I'm also quite interested to see what's going to happen in Meereen and Vaes Dothrak. I don't really think the Winterfell bits will extend that much, but who knows? This is uncharted territory, and I'm just happy to have my weekly/monthly dose of Westerosi politics. 

My Hero Academia 87-88 Review: Pizza Delivery

Boku no Hero Academia, Chapter 87: Clash


A good chunk of this chapter is just dedicated to Team Midoriya just skulking around the warehouse where Yaoyorozu's tracker thing leads to, and after some urban sneaking around scenes upon which a bunch of drunk perverts pervs on Yaoyorozu, they discover that the warehouse contains, well, Noumus in tanks. 

Meanwhile, Shigaraki tells Blackmist and Compress to take Bakugou out... and then someone knocks the door and goes all "hello, this is a pizza delivery!" After which All Might pulls the mother of all dynamic entry. SMASSSHHHH indeed! Black Mist goes off and tries to make a gate, but these are professional heroes with the element of surprise. 

In the time it takes for All Might to hit the floor, Kamui Wood has spidermanned into the room and binds every single villain with wood tendrils. Dabi tries to burn the wood, but before he can even flame on, Gran Tourino whacks him in the head. All Might announces all three of them with a dynamic "for we are here!" Well, this would be awesome to see animated, I am sure. Edge Shot, the dude with the crazy looking Shouji-Yugi hair, can apparently squeeze through the door crack though next chapter would make his power apparent. And apparently a very pissed-off Endeavour and an entire police army has held things up outside.

All Might talks to Bakugou and tries to comfort him, and the poor kid looks like he's going to cry out of happiness, but he brushes it off with a bit of dickery. 

Shigaraki goes all 'last boss' and is angry, and demands Black Mist summon all the Noumus he can, but, well, Black Mist isn't able to. 

Because, as All Might notes, the professionals' wrath is no fun and games. Mount Lady has shown up at the storage facility, rendering all the students' snooping around useless. She uses a truck to smash the building apart, and Best Jeanist apparently has string powers and had strung up and even cut apart a couple of Noumus. Tiger has recovered poor Ragdoll, who's naked. Um. Also All Might looks scary as hell in that panel.

Yeah. For all the blustering and 'we need to act now' that the students did, y'know, these adults have been superheroing for longer than they have. These aren't the incompetent higher-ups that are so common in these kind of settings. This chapter is awesome, and really makes great use of these exoteric-looking dudes we've seen a bit of here and there. Kamui, Mount Lady, Jeanist... I always love it when B-list characters get a moment to shine. 

Boku no Hero Academia, Chapter 88: All for One


Shigaraki rants about how this is just the beginning, even though Stain is scared shitless of All Might. He goes on and on for a good page and a half and is about to tell Black Mist (Kurogiri, whatever) to do something when, well, something lances from off-screen and stabs the shadow butler in the chest. Again, pros. Magne and Toga are freaking out, and we get the revelation that this is Edge Shot's quirk, which allows him to manipulate the thickness and thinness of his body. Basically an Elongated Man/Plastic Man/Mr Fantastic style ability, but instead of being rubbery he turns into very thin paper. Which can lance out like a spear. He can apparently transform like the speed of sound. And is a ninja otaku and goes all 'Ninpo' and all like Naruto.

And, hell, the heroes have even found out the real names of all the villains there (Magne is Hikiishi Kenji, Compress is Sako Atsuhiro, Stain is Iguchi Shuichi, Toga is Toga Himiko, Twice is Bubaigawara Jin; damned if I'm going to remember any of these). We get a short flashback of a kid Shigaraki Tomura... or, rather, Shimura Tenko. We know All Might's predecessor was a Shimura. So, uh, yeah, Shigaraki's probably his kid or something. 

As Shigaraki rants about how it's 'not like this, vanish, nonsense', an unknown figure (All for One, I suppose) in the flashback talks about how all the heroes have ignored Shigaraki, how someone made the world like this, and he shouldn't end  up like this, but "it's okay now. I'm here", in a twisted parody of All Might's catchphrase. 


And as Shigaraki roars I HATE YOU, two Noumus appear from goopy portals in the air. It's definitely not Black Mist since it's goop instead of mist, and the heroes there ascertain it immediately. But while everyone is distracted by the Noumus, the same black slimy goop come out of Bakugou's mouth and envelop him, before blooping out to nothingness. They seriously just gave us a Bakugou rescue chapter only for the villains to kidnap him again? Can't even be mad, really. All Might is distraught, but has no time to really think about it, because Endeavour and the police army outside are attacked by a Noumu army as well.

Their attempts at contacting Best Jeanist fail, and we everyone goes 'oh shit...'

We get to see what's going on two minutes ago, where Team Midoriya witnesses the aftermath of Best Jeanist, Mount Lady, Tiger and, uh, orca-suit dude's attack. Best Jeanist's power is confirmed to be manipulation of fabrics, and he notes the importance of their mission, however easy it was. Tiger tries to talk to the naked Ragdoll, but she's apparently quite addled in the head. All for One steps out of the shadows, or well, I assume that's him. He talks about how he thought she had a useful quirk, and had taken it. Ragdoll's quirk is 'radar', I believe? Well, we have our first victim of All for One's quirk pillaging, I guess.

All for One notes how his stock has 'fallen quite a bit'. Best Jeanist immediately attacks and binds the unseen figure with his own clothes, talking about preemptive strikes. Then we cut away to a two-page spread of utter devastation with All for One floating in the air, with bodies strewn around everywhere. A 'time passes' panel is on the right side of the page, so apparently All for One just wiped the floor with everyone present no effort at all. 

We get Midoriya and company being absolutely scared shitless, noting that in a single instant everyone is fucked up and the man's aura made them see death itself, and the final page portrays him as, well, this giant mass of darkness and evil. I'm pretty sure it's just a bit of a symbolic imagery, but damn, that's awesome. 

So yeah, after a 'heroes win' chapter, we have a 'villains win' chapter. Shigaraki is definitely just an unstable kid with a particularly powerful backup in All for One, who is just a force to be reckoned himself, wheelchair bound or otherwise. 

Monday 25 April 2016

One Piece 823-824 Review: All Around the World

One Piece, Chapter 823: A World Abuzz


I immensely enjoy One Piece chapters that show what's going on all over the One Piece world. That's one of those things that make One Piece so good as a manga. It really wins out in worldbuilding by getting old supporting characters out of the way while still making them relevant to the plot. This chapter goes around showing a lot of characters. We get a good chunk showing Vivi, Cobra and the rest of the Alabasta supporting characters being escorted by the marines under Hina to the Reverie, and we get some funny moments where everyone has to keep remembering that, hey, Vivi being a pirate temporarily is not cool with the marines. Cobra talks a bit about how he needs to attend the reverie to find out the truth about the poneglyphs.

We get King Stelly, otherwise known as Sabo's asshat brother, and while we don't see his face he's still a smarmy elitist twat. Apparently the Kano Country's war is over, and since Sai and Chinjao aren't back yet they won't attend the reverie. We get to see other kingdoms. Wapol, Dalton, Kureha, Viola, Rebecca, Mansherry, King Elizabello (whose castle's roof is a flexing man and that is hilarious), Shirahoshi... we also get a montage of other kings who we have never seen before, but it's cool seeing how many allies the Straw Hats have amongst the kingdoms. Who knows, maybe we'll have a big civil war? We also see the positive effect that the Straw Hats' liberation efforts have done to Drum Kingdom, Dressrosa and Alabasta, as well as allowing the Fishman Islanders to join the reverie for the first time. 

Carrot stows away on the Thousand Sunny and just acts cute and she's just so out of touch with actually how big the world is. Her antics are funny, I guess, though it's something I could do without. Then a News Coo drops in a newspaper saying that the Revolutionary HQ, Baltigo, is in ruins. 

One Piece, Chapter 824: Little Pirate Games


This news about the Revolutionaries being defeated -- they're not killed, of course. Captured or routed, but this is One Piece. We don't resolve series-long arcs off-screen. What do you think this is, Toriko? We get a hilarious moment where Luffy is like 'oh, shit, this is my dad?' He knows that this Monkey D Dragon dude is his father, but it's natural that Luffy doesn't care nor does he ever consider looking up what Dragon looks like. There's a bit of a discussion about Sabo, and apparently Brook has met Dragon before? Dammit Brook, why are you so mysterious in these recent chapters?

But apparently by the time Cipher Pol showed up, the Blackbeards had escaped. Pedro notes that if Dragon or Sabo had been captured or killed, they would've mentioned it. We get some funny stuff with Luffy's attempts to cook, but that's mostly fun filler. 

Jack survived, and apparently he's just stuck at the bottom of the ocean because he's... a fishman or something? He's got shark teeth, and maybe those horns on the side of his head are actually from those bull fighting fish? Maybe he's a half-fishman like Dellinger, since Vander Decken can walk around the seafloor just fine. So he can sink and breathe underwater, but he can never drown... man, what a sad life!

Meanwhile, Kaidou is just being drunk. It's hilarious to see him crying over the loss of the Smile project, then he goes on a drunken rage and whacks a bunch of stupid mooks into the sky for daring to insinuate that the Straw Hats are a problem. Kaidou is angered, and blames Doflamingo for being weak. He also notes how Law and Luffy are from the supernova generation, and tells Eustass Kidd, who's beaten up and imprisoned, to go tell Luffy and Law that 'up until this moment we're only playing little pirate games'. And Kaidou just doesn't give a fuck about everything, viewing something like taking out Shichibukai members as trivial. And, yeah, considering how Doflamingo is scared shitless of Kaidou...

Meanwhile, we finally see Sanji in the flesh, and he's talking with Baron Tamago. Sanji refuses to join with Big Mom pirates and only wants to talk, and makes it clear that he has burned his bridges with the Vinsmoke family. Sanji is pissed about how they left Pekoms to die, but it's an offhanded remark instead of something that Fairy Tail would make into a big 'moment'. And going all 'I will only cook food for my friends' is one of the most badass yet hilarious things he can say.

Vito shows up and brings up a picture of Sanji's bridge-to-be, Charlotte Purin, and, well, she's the cute three-eyed girl we saw all the way back during the Fishman Island arc next to Big Mom. Except her bangs are covering her third eye. Sanji's in looove though and that's fun.

Yeah, a pair of satisfying chapters, all things considered. 

Saturday 23 April 2016

Supergirl S01E15 Review: Indigo! Also, Juvenile Passive-Aggressive Civil War

Supergirl, Season 1, Episode 15: Solitude


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This was surprisingly decent. There's a part of me that's incensed that they turned Indigo into, well, basically just a generic mwa-ha-ha I am evil doomsday villain, and they definitely just scoured female Superman villains, went, hey, there's a female Brainiac! And then proceeded to write her as Brainiac without really learning much about Indigo. See, I read the Outsiders, and Indigo was... a relatively more complex character than that. She was sent from the future and despite being this socially awkward robot girl, Indigo ended up being a member of the Outsiders team and being a happy supporting character and whatnot, until suddenly it is revealed that 'Indigo' is a subroutine program and she's actually Brainiac 8, a future 'offspring' of the present day Brainiac, and she ends up being caught in a bit of a personal conflict. Is the Indigo subroutine, which was a mask to endear herself to the superheroes, even real? Which one was the true personality, et cetera, et cetera.

This version of Indigo? She's just an angry internet-travelling villain (who looks way too much like Mystique for my tastes) who wants to mwa-ha-ha shoot nukes and mwa-ha-ha genocide. She does make for a far more compelling and consistent villain than the likes of Master Jailer or Hellgrammite, though, and she just has such a fun time being a hammy bastard that she's fun to watch.

Indigo herself really isn't a problem. She's a great concept as a villain, someone who can just zip in and zip out of the internet (with a cool-looking effect at that), and a connection to the whole Kryptonian subplot. Indigo reveals herself to be the one responsible for hacking Kara's spaceship and helping her escape the Phantom Zone, as well as already being an acquaintance and acquaintances with Astra and Non. Apparently she's afraid of Astra for whatever reason? She's a fun villain, even if I don't fully comprehend the technological blah-blah as to why she needs to fuck up the electrical systems of National City to hack into the phone of the general going to the nuke base.

Supergirl saving a nuclear bomb is a delightfully classic Superman moment, though. 

The Fortress of Solitude is another classic Superman moment. It's got a crapton of nice Easter Eggs (which I'll cover below), including the Legion of Superheroes flight ring which is identical to the Easter Egg we glimpsed in that one episode of the Flash that allowed him to peer into other universes. It's a bit of a nice moment there. 

Sadly, other than Indigo and the Fortress of Solitude the rest of the episode kind of falls short. The whole passive-aggressiveness from the previous episode with Kara being a total child when dealing with J'onn, and Alex's big dramatic revelation that she's the one responsible for killing Astra ends up being... absolutely underwhelming and induces nothing but eyerolls. Again, yes, Astra was Supergirl's aunt and she was nice to Kara, but she's also hellbent on... wiping out humans or whatever the fuck her grand plan was I forgot. And really, if it's her adopted sister that kills her aunt it earns hugs and tears, but if it's J'onn, who's acting to save Astra, it earns nothing but Kara's scorn? Jeez. 

I also disliked how the DEO took out Indigo, with Winn using an old virus he cooked up before to somehow eliminate a hyper-advanced technological alien being with a computer virus. Anyone with a slight working knowledge of how computers work will know that a virus that worked on, say, a Windows operating system won't necessarily do anything on a Mac or whatever the hell, let alone an alien robot. It's dumb how the virus just shoots Indigo to hell. It's also boring. And really, they could've gone for a far obvious way and say that Winn reverse-engineered the virus by studying Indigo's technology from a previous encounter or some shit, or they could've used fucking Kelex, who is an alien computer, but no. Winn had to be that guy. Winn had to be that hacker who somehow is able to hack into alien computers, which is frankly one of the most moronic and stupid sci-fi cliches. 

Also, what didn't work was Lucy getting irrationally jealous of Supergirl, and Kara's attempts to smooth things over end up, y'know, making things worse. It's stupid, and poorly executed. How moronic is it for James to think that 'I must tell Lucy that Supergirl is Kara' is the only way out of his predicament? How moronic is it for Lucy to be jealous of Kara from one conversation? And Kara's talk about how James is dedicated as a boyfriend ends up falling flat when, no, we've never really seen any evidence of that. It's honestly badly written. 

There is also this utterly uninspiring Cat Co Subplot with Siobahn regarding, oh, some bullshit celebrity-leaks thing, and Siobahn is an opportunistic bitch who somehow manages to hit it up with Winn? That didn't work, really. It's not bad like the Lucy thing, but it just fell flat. Winn and Siobahn bonding over their shitty fathers is fun, though.

Overall, though, other than the nice moments with Indigo (who I'm honestly kind of surprised I'm not ranting more about), the nuke and the Fortress of Solitude, the bad things in this episode really outweighed the good, so yeah. 

DC Easter Eggs Corner:

  • The Fortress of Solitude, of course, has been a staple in literally every single incarnation of Superman. Back in the Golden/Silver Age comics, Superman left the key to the Fortress literally in plain sight as this gigantic key hanging out on an icy mountain, but the one used here has the key on the doorstep... but made of a condensed dwarf star material that only Superman can lift, which is taken from All-Star Superman and most modern depictions of the Fortress.
  • The Fortress has crystal-style architecture that was popularized by the Christopher Reeve movies, but the giant Lara/Jor-El statues holding a globe is more inspired by the comics.
  • The Legion Flight Ring on the pedestral belongs to the Legion of Superheroes, a team of superheroes in the 30th Century. This very shot of the ring has appeared in an episode of the Flash. Both Superman (as Superboy) and Supergirl has made travels to the future to work with them in the comics, so this might be a foreshadowing to a future adventure that Kara's going to take.
  • Lovable Kelex, a.k.a. Superman's Kryptonian butler, returns. You might recognize him from his short-lived appearance recently in the Man of Steel movie, and I think he appeared a bit in the Black Mercy dream. 
  • James mentioned that Supergirl is faster than Superman, and the post-Crisis Kara Zor-El version of Supergirl was stated to be physically stronger and faster than Superman multiple times.
  • Indigo/Brainiac-8 is a Coluan, which was the species that Brainiac in his various incarnations originated from. Indigo's closeness to the operating facilities of Krypton is taken from the DCAU cartoon where that incarnation of Brainiac was the planet-wide computer in Krypton and hitched a ride on Superman's ship. 
  • Indigo is played by Laura Vandervoort, who played Supergirl in Smallville. 

Friday 22 April 2016

Supergirl S01E14 Review: Bad Tracking System

Supergirl, Season 1, Episode 14: Truth, Justice and the American Way


Back to this show, I guess. Supergirl's having a crossover with the Flash in episode 18 and that's around 80% of the reason that I'm going to catch up with it. The other 20% is J'onn J'onzz, definitely. This episode tries to be more philosophical about things, which mostly is imprisoning resident jackass and horribly-written Lex-Luthor-expy Maxwell Lord without a fair trial. Despite the fact that, y'know, the only real thing stopping Lord from getting said trial would be him knowing about Supergirl's secret identity -- something that J'onn certainly could've have a hand with making him forget certain things. The dude created an evil Supergirl clone that totally fucked up the city! 

Also, Supergirl is all prissy and being passive-aggressive like a little girl towards J'onn... for killing her aunt. In combat. I mean, I get that she loves his aunt and that she's relatively new to this superhero thing, but honestly the prissy little passive-aggressive comments she makes towards J'onn and the uncomfortable reactions from Alex... it was really poorly done, I thought. 

I thought that the moment with Non was quite well done, that Non respects Astra and Kara's relationship enough to invite her for her funeral. And the Kryptonians observing funeral rites for, well, a couple of weeks basically takes them out of the equation for the forseeable future. 

The concept of this episode's filler villain was relatively decent. I'm not aware of the villain Master Jailer (though a quick google shows me that yes, he is a villain from the comics... though a human instead of an alien as it is here), but he's shown as this big bounty hunter that hunts down the convicts from Fort Rozz and then systematically executes them with his Space Guillotine. 

Apparently the DEO has records on every criminal imprisoned in Fort Rozz, enough to know where to track the asshole corpse-eating alien (who got beheaded) and the nice old professor who was only imprisoned for trying to steal stuff to buy medication (who Supergirl saved)... but despite being an organization dedicated to hunting down these potentially dangerous alien convicts, they don't even... try to look and apprehend Luzano and those other five aliens before this? Man, the DEO's alien tracking system is shit

Meanwhile, the filler Cat Co subplot involves a new secretary. She's Siobahn Smythe, played by an actress that's quite pretty, and, well, she's basically a bitch. Nothing that she does in her interactions with Kara in this episode really felt like it needed to be in this episode -- and while she's definitely being built up for a larger role in the future (*cough*SilverBanshee*cough*) she's mostly just an annoyance here.

Also, we get this stupid subplot where Lucy and James get into a big argument about their relationship. I honestly don't care enough to listen to what they say. I think there was an argument about how James cares more about superheroics and is Lucy jealous of Supergirl? And then there's a subplot where James angsts about telling Kara's secret identity to Lucy. Or whatever. I honestly don't give a shit, and giving a shit would mean I would probably have to rant and type another three paragraphs about the bad writing regarding relationships and the underutilization of Lucy Lane as a character, so let's leave that alone, shall we. 

That moment between Cat and James about journalism ethics with that backstory on Cat Grant's journalist origins was pretty decent, though, I must say. 

Overall, though, while ultimately throwaway, this episode does have an interesting concept with Master Jailer as a villain. The character himself was extremely dull, with a very inconsistent power level that takes out Supergirl with one shot in the mid-episode mark but Supergirl tanks every single blast and punch in the climax. But what he represents -- a Punisher-type antihero that embodies an extreme Knight Templar brand of 'good' does make Supergirl think about her own ethics, and that makes him somewhat interesting. Granted, considering that the examples used in this episode are extremely conveniently black-and-white with Luzano being obviously not evil and Master Jailer being a cackling 'OFF WITH THEIR HEAD' psychopath being obviously very evil kind of makes it moot. Plus, you're letting Max Lord back to do whatever he does... which is different from rescuing a wrongfully death-sentenced criminal. So yeah, props for trying to tackle a big topic, but maybe make your allegories less strawmanny. 

Monday 18 April 2016

Daredevil S02E02 Review: Frank Goes Shopping

Daredevil, Season 2, Episode 2: Dogs to a Gunfight


We pick up right where we left off, Punisher shooting Daredevil in the head. Daredevil survives, of course, which is a bit stretching it, but that Melvin Potter makes some really good head protection, I guess. We quickly get a far more brutal and extended fight between the two, and more importantly Punisher himself gets a fair amount more screentime. We don't learn about his backstory yet or what turned Frank Castle into Mr. Gorefest, but he clearly isn't interested in hurting non-criminals. 

I think my favourite scene in this episode has to be Frank going into that shop with the sleazy dude and just buying everything he needs from guns to hacking devices to paying the shopkeeper to wipe his cameras... before the (weaselly but otherwise nice-guy) shopkeeper starts trying to sell Frank child porn, upon which Frank beats the fucker to death with a baseball bat. We also gets short scenes of Frank apparently adopting the dog left behind by the criminals last episode, which is a short moment that apparently was taken straight out of the comics. Aw, puppy!

One of the biggest weaknesses of fiction is not making your villain interesting enough. It's far too easy to make a villain menacing -- all you have to do is go full on Darth Vader or Sauron. Making them interesting is a whole different beast entirely, though, and it's something that very few superhero TV series got right, but as Kingpin and Kilgrave have attested, Marvel's Netflix series put way more effort into their primary antagonists than they do the supporting cast, which is definitely the right way to go in my books. It humanizes Frank and makes me want to know more about him. I mean, heck, he's the freaking Punisher, but let's pretend I don't know my comic book shit (and honestly I don't, since it's Marvel -- I just know that he's the Punisher) and I'm looking for a reason to give a shit about the Punisher. Softer scenes like showing him interact with the shopkeeper pre-pedophilia-salesman-pitch and caring for the dog are great moments to humanize the Punisher without being overt about it. Show not tell. Scenes like this are what sell a character as a character and not as a plot device. 

(You hear that, Zoom? Get your shit together!)

Meanwhile, as the audience sees these surreal moments where the lead villain (anti-hero, whatever) does these... mundane tasks such as adopting a pet and buying groceries (granted, said groceries are used for a street war), our heroes are hard at work trying to decipher what the fuck is going on. Foggy and Karen are quickly embroiled in a pretty awesome little plot by D.A. Reyes, who tricks them and their client Grotto into helping out in a 'sting operation' to find out information about the Punisher... when really Grotto is nothing but a trap to draw out the Punisher. I guess Reyes is going to be a thorn in our heroes' side, but the way that scene was played out was certainly awesome. Reyes apparently had a short cameo in Jessica Jones, but he certainly is a far more important character in this series. 

Also, Punisher, by the way, circumvents this trap by duct-taping the half-dead body of this random gangster onto a truck and using it as a battering ram to fuck the police people up.

Matt himself actually doesn't get much to do other than your classic vigilantism and bouncing dialogue off Foggy and Karen. We get some argument between Foggy and Matt, and it's nice to see Foggy worrying about Matt, running through various apartment buildings, and finding him half-dead on that roof and whatnot. Foggy was great fun this episode, by the way! The way he stood up to Reyes to defend Grotto was great, too, giving me far more of a reason to care for Foggy, which was something that I have a bit of a problem with last season. All his dialogue was pretty funny and organic, which was definitely an improvement over the previous season. I thought Matt suddenly developing ear-piercing pain was a bit sudden -- makes sense due to the gunshot, but still sudden narrative-wise, but it gives Daredevil enough of a handicap to make him believably lose the fight against the relatively more inexperienced, if more brutal, Punisher. I hope this doesn't really last that long, though, because having Daredevil keel over from ear pains in ever fight will get old real fast. 

Speaking of Foggy (and Karen), I did like how the lawyering stuff has been mostly hoisted over to Foggy for this episode. Last episode all Foggy and Karen did were shuffle papers around, do research and be Matt's less competent sidekick. With Matt pre-occupied with the whole Devil of Hell's Kitchen thing, it's actually quite sensible for Foggy to pick up the slack, and hey, he's a lawyer himself! Why not let him be actually competent?

The episode ends in a similar way to the first, with Punisher getting a one-up over Daredevil, but he apparently wants to have a chat. It's going to be an interesting chat. Reyes and Foggy both bring up themes that Daredevil running around in Hell's Kitchen is inspiring copycats (and apparently Matt put away some actual copycats between the two seasons) and it's certainly a nice little thing that's probably going to add to Matt's pile of things that he feels guilty about.

Overall, another really strong episode. Frank's a great villain and a very interesting character, and from the titles of my reviews it might seem that the show focuses a lot on him... but it really doesn't. Frank gets as much screentime as any main antagonist deserves, but at the core of the show is still Matt, Foggy and Karen, and I like the balance of handling the characters' screentime. Great episode. 

Sunday 17 April 2016

Daredevil S02E01 Review: Frank the One-Man Army

Daredevil, Season 2, Episode 1: Bang


Man, Daredevil's second season was an insane ride. At this point in time I've finished the entire second season, but the reviews I'm writing will be based on scribbled-down notes of my impressions while watching the episodes in question, so it'll be like I'm surprised at how things are happening in the second season. See, Daredevil's first season was really good. It wasn't perfect, of course, but the performances by a lot of the characters -- main antagonist Wilson Fisk (a.k.a. Kingpin) in particular -- really sold me that, hey, the concept of a blind vigilante with radar sense and a lawyer day job might actually work as a TV show.

One of the weaknesses of a season two is that they risk just repeating the same things that worked in season one, only bigger. They're kinda afraid of changing things too much, and that can end up as being kinda boring. It's a problem that Agents of SHIELD's second season was trapped in before the big Inhumans plot, and if Deathstroke wasn't so motherfucking awesome it would certainly be a valid criticism for Arrow's second season. 

But Daredevil's second season certainly knows its fanbase. See, the trailers (and this first episode) make it clear that the antagonist for Daredevil's second season? It's going to be the Punisher himself, who has returned to the folds of Marvel Cinematic Universe from whichever studio last got his film rights. (Played by Shane from Walking Dead, which is hilarious for me) The Punisher is probably one of the most popular characters from Marvel comics on account of being the most brutal motherfucker who will murder the shit out of every single villain, basically embodying a lot of the tropes of the dark'n'gritty era of superhero comics. Will this live-action adaptation make him likable enough for me? Or will he end up being a silly parody? Will we explore the fact that this maniac is a danger for civilians? Will we get a moral debate against putting villains down and crossing the line and whatnot? A live-action adaptation will certainly allow for more fleshing out of character than a movie, and having him be contrasted with Daredevil's more idealistic worldviews certainly would be a great way to stop it from being a gore-fest. 

Well, the first episode of Daredevil's second season certainly built the Punisher up. We haven't heard his name yet, but he certainly is a one-man army, literally showing up at the doorstep of the Irish mob that's trying to fill in the vacuum left by Wilson Fisk's arrest. And he just shows up (off-screen) with like a gatling gun or something and guns down literally the entirety of the Irish mob's leadership. 

See, while the setting of a group of other mobs trying to take over the vacuum left by Wilson Fisk, these other mobsters and criminal groups (including the Dogs of Hell, the biker gang controlled by Lorelei in that early Agents of SHIELD episode) aren't the one that Daredevil is going to have to fight this season. Rather, they have to contend with the new 'hero', who runs on the code that villains are evil and therefore they have to be killed, lest they break free from prison and murder more people. It's something that a lot of people might agree with, but that runs contrary to... well, all the goodness and whatnot that superheroes are supposed to embody. 

And this episode juxtaposes both Daredevil and Punsiher's methods really well, with Daredevil taking down the group of robbers at the opening of the episode with non-lethal efforts -- a violent beatdown, but non-lethal -- but that ended up with a hostage being kidnapped halfway through the chase. Meanwhile, the Punisher just shows up, bullets fly, villains die.

Of course, not every single one of the Irish mobsters die. One of them, Grotto, ends up in the hospital and rather predictably Nelson & Murdock gets involved with him. The dynamic between Matt, Foggy and Karen is still really fun, especially now with Foggy being really worried about Matt's nighttime life as the Devil of Hell's Kitchen (you guys can say 'Daredevil', you know). We get a bit of Matt and his buddies' daily routine, we get a short cameo of Turk as Daredevil beats him up, but really, they come across the Punsiher quickly enough. The Punisher's still portrayed as the boogeyman here, trying to snipe Grotto, shooting up the Irish mobsters and the hospital. He's the Batman to Daredevil's Superman, and we don't get a full shot of him until the end. It's nice, building him up as this super-violent vigilante that we all know, yet still noting the realities of his brand of insanity when we get the policemen canvassing his handiwork or when Karen and Grotto are running the fuck away in that hospital. I really have faith that they're going to do the Punisher justice as a character. 

It's a really nice opening, building up the Punisher with everyone wondering if this new player is an army or not... nah, all they're dealing is with the Punisher. And Daredevil does do battle against the Punisher at the end of the episode, and while I highly doubt it's their only confrontation in this season it's still quite entertaining! I mean, when two heroes fight... that's like the entire premise of how Batman V Superman got so many viewers. It was a great fight right up to the titular 'bang' when Punisher shoots Daredevil in the head. 

It's overall a really solid opening episode to the second season, setting a lot of the tone. It's definitely going to be faster-paced than the first season, where we don't even get Kingpin meeting Daredevil until slightly before the halfway point. The Punisher is awesome. Daredevil is awesome. Having the two of them fight is extremely awesome. More please. 

Tuesday 12 April 2016

The Flash S02E16 Review: Not the Speedster You Were Expecting

The Flash, Season 2, Episode 16: Trajectory


The dates between the reviews don't show it, but Episode 16 returned after a month-long hiatus after the King Shark episode, which left us with the half-hearted reveal that Zoom is Jay! Or Zolomon. Or someone else who shares their face. This episode, extremely surprisingly, introduces another speedster into the mix and it's not Wally West or Jesse Chambers, but rather, Trajectory! Who is a character I am not familiar with from the comics, so no paragraph about me talking about the stuff I liked about her from the comics. But she's a fun enough (and psychotic enough) villain of the week, threatening enough but still nowhere as distracting from the character arc in this episode.

Barry's obsessed with becoming faster to battle Zoom, but he's not really sure how to accomplish his goal -- his attempts at jumping over a gorge (thank goodness Cisco has drones) was hilarious, but when the supervillain Trajectory starts to do some high-speed robbery, Barry has to contend with the fact that there's a third speedster that's faster than him. While Team Flash speculate about the origins of Trajectory, Caitlin inadvertently reveals the existence of Velocity-9 and its destructive side effects. It then ends up being a bit of a 'don't do drugs' allegory as Barry had to fight Trajectory, while the poor girl has to deal with an insane split personality and an increasing dependence on Velocity-9. That Jekyll-and-Hyde bit was a bit too on the nose, perhaps, but she was an entertaining villain nonetheless. 

Trajectory runs too fast, her lightning becomes blue, and she goes poof leaving nothing but her clothes behind. Running too fast and being consumed by the Speed Force, is, of course, a familiar trope to DC comic book readers, but for the sake of anyone who doesn't wish to be spoilered while reading these reviews, I will keep my mouth shut. It certainly poses some questions about Zoom's own blue lightning, and just how Barry might weaponize this against Zoom... even if 'overload the villain with the energy he wants' is yet another in a list of sci-fi tropes that shouldn't even be a thing anymore. 

Also, Jesse gets stabbed by the Velocity-9. Astute comic-book readers or show-only people who are up to date with social media will know that Jesse Chambers is destined to become the superheroine speedster Jesse Quick... yet she doesn't become Jesse Quick in this episode and instead just hops town. We get a bit of a 'daddy stop smothering me' moment with Earth-2 Wells, though, which was a nice moment to build Jesse up. Wally shows up in the bar they were hanging out with to flirt with Jesse a bit, and... Jesse's metahuman warning watch beep-beeped. Is Wally already a metahuman? Or is that just Barry/Cisco being close enough to Jesse? In any case, it would be weird for Wells to give Jesse that watch and have it beep beep all the time in response to two people that she'll be spending a relatively close distance with so yeah, maybe it's an oblique foreshadowing? 

...also what the fuck Wells how did that recording end up in your metahuman radar watch? That felt like a pointless bit of drama. 

Also, thanks to Cisco's Vibing, the cast Vibed Jay's helmet and ended up realizing that Jay is Zoom. Or someone pretending/looking like Jay is Zoom. It was a bit too similar to season 1's Harrison Wells for my taste, though I'm just shrugging and going along with this for the moment. 

It's mostly a strong episode, punctuated with some hilarious character moments from the main cast (especially in that club -- Cisco's stupid dance moves are hilariously fun), though relatively marred by giving Iris a very weak subplot with her new editor, Scott Evans... who's basically a poor man's J. Jonah Jameson/Perry White, being all 'rawr Flash is evil because that one time I exposed a well-liked authority figure as evil', with a piss-poor attempt at building some romantic/sexual tension... though Iris herself lampshades it as being 'wait what', so there's that. Iris's earlier scene with Barry talking about their 'what-if' married life on Earth-2 is also... strange. 

Overall, though, other than that one bit, a very fun episode nonetheless with a good villain and some buildup to the larger plot.