Toriko 318 Review: We Need Explanations

Toriko, Chapter 318: Going to Tears

A really appropriate chapter because a good chunk of this chapter is just everyone reuniting with Komatsu with those stupid tears thanks to the Sandoriko flowers. (Zebra apparently isn't crying, it's the flowers). And Toriko and Komatsu... well, if we didn't have Rin, those two are basically practically lovers already, aren't they? Apparently Komatsu actually 'died' at one point, but we get some Japanese cultural stuff of an item 'dying' in place of its master and Mappy's charm apparently shattered in Komatsu's pocket. A bit of an annoying explanation but I don't particularly care 'cause I didn't really expect Komatsu to die for reals anyway.

Komatsu didn't remember any of his time as a ghost beyond grabbing hold of Toriko's hand (see, romance). And then Komatsu figures out that the Sandoriko are ingredients too and can be eaten which cures their pollen allergy. Sani notes that the Sandoriko itself being the cure to Sandoriko pollen is probably a blind spot to everyone else in the past because of how scared everyone was to approach them. They talk a bit about how awesome Pair is to revitalize everything and all that jazz, and then Coco asks the age-old immortal question: 'why did Pair suddenly fall off Bambina's crotch?'

Suddenly 100G mountain collapses, and there's this little hut in the middle of it all. They note that it's the source of all the gravity, and Coco's electromagnetic vision sees Bambina standing over a tomb. There are toys all around, and an adorable monkey kite. So the Back Channel or whatever is the underworld? Bambina's girlfriend was in it, and this one confirms that she's dead. And the strong gravity gathered ingredients around the tomb and that formed the 100G mountain.

So, of course, we get the revelation everyone guessed before, that the final step to the monkey dance was kissing each other. And Toriko and Bambina's lips did touch in that one scene. So that wraps it all nicely. Man, what a fucking weird arc all over.

We still need explanations for that goddamn Back Channel and everything though.

One Piece 781 Review: Law Pulls off an Aizen

One Piece, Chapter 781: Long Cherished Desire

Doflamingo reveals that the Birdcage is really shrinking because he wills it too do so in an hour, and he changes the rules of the game all Hunger Games style. We get a rather nice visual of the strings slicing through a building and the slices of the building just collapsing. We get a couple of panels showing the other people in the city, but not too much so that it becomes a distraction. I'm sure if stronger people like Fujitora, Zoro, Sabo and the rest try their best they can punch a hole through the Birdcage -- don't just freaking stand around there! Doflamingo continues to just mock Luffy and the 'dead' Law, and talks about how he can just make another country.

So I guess he's going to kill all of his 'family' and all his talk about how his executives are family is bullshit? Or is he going to spare them somehow?

Luffy goes in to punch Doflamingo... but suddenly SHAMBLES and Law is there instead, alive and well and holding this big energy blade he calls a Gamma Knife. Law stabs Doflamingo straight in the chest (why not rip his heart out and crush it?) and apparently the Gamma Knife burns all of Doflamingo's internal organs. Trebol asks how the fuck Law is able to do that without using a Room, but Law counters it with 'why did you think I don't have a Room active' all Aizen style, and Law's apparently created a gigantic Room bubble and have been clinging to it all through the battle.

He also reveals that after the first time Doflamingo shot him, he switched places with one of the random Doflamingo mooks who happens to also have black hair and be the same height as him, and that mook, teleported into Law's clothes, was the one who got shot multiple times. And apparently that telepathic message or whatever from last chapter? It's just Law fucking whispering to Luffy.

Doflamingo looks like crap after the Gamma Knife, vomiting blood everywhere, and Trebol is all like 'Dofy you're royalty don't let your knees touch the ground' instead of, y'know, helping with his snot powers. Doflamingo tries to string-cut Law in the face, but Luffy shoots a Jet Stamp straight at Doflamingo's gut. Law then creates a small room and explains his Gamma Knife -- really should've taken Doflamingo to a hundred different slices or ripped out his heart or something.

Trebol tries to jump in but Luffy just one-shots him no problem. So much for being an executive.

Law then, sadly, chooses this moment to talk even though he himself used Doflamingo's own monologue to pull off a trick. Man, Law, why do you do that? Doflamingo continues to goad Law, which I guess is his specialty -- to goad people so he can buy time for himself -- and talks about how Corazon is useless, how Law is the same level as him and everything. Law Counter-Shocks Doflamingo before falling down exhausted...

And then Doflamingo stands up all ominous like. I was desperately hoping that it wouldn't be another String Clone situation. And apparently Doflamingo just pulled off a Sani and used his strings to perform emergency medical treatment. He can't fully cure himself, but he can stabilize his wounds enough so he can stand up and kick ass. Law is all screaming in rage and shit, and Doflamingo is about to stomp down on Law's face but Luffy stops his foot with hi own and the two face off.

So Luffy is going to be the one to end Doflamingo in a fight, which is what everyone expected. But Law really made a good show of himself and despite being a big Law fan I am honestly okay with Luffy taking it over from here. Law isn't knocked out yet, and he can help out, I'm sure. It's overall a pretty great chapter, and a well-paced one too compared to many recent One Piece chapters.

The Jinbe cover story is reaching its closing stages at last, showing that the Sea Kings are cooperating with the dudes they kind of fucked up and are allowing the fishermen to use them as fishing boats.

The Flash S01E16 Review: Captain Cold is Awesome. Also, Family Problems

The Flash, Season 1, Episode 16: Rogue Time

The previous episode was awesome. This episode? Really not that great. I mean, it's not a bad episode by any means. Captain Cold was absolutely stellar, and I really liked the developments with Cisco as a character as well as the nice parallels between this episode and the last. There are no shortage of great scenes here, but a really weak B-plot revolving around Barry confessing his love to an Iris who had no memory of the last episode was really cringe-inducing, even moreso than all of the previous Iris and Linda scenes put together. The sudden shift from stopping a big tsunami and Cisco's sudden death to dealing with the Rogues' return and Cisco's family problems is also extremely jarring. But this episode does find its footing relatively quickly, annoying romance plot tumour aside.

For how cringeworthy the Iris stuff are, though, I do like how much of a slap to the face that was to Barry and how it solidifies the time-travelling rules of the universe. We get some hints here and there from both Barry exploring things and Harrison Wells' cryptic explanations that time can be changed. But overall not really much happened due to the time travel beyond Barry completely ignoring Wells' instructions and arresting the Weather Wizard like a bitch. Also, as Barry himself have tried, he cannot just try and time-travel on the fly and he needs to be under some kind of emotional pressure or some specific condition .

The Barry-Linda relationship was simply just... called off for no good reason. Poor Linda, existing only to be the third wheel. And I'm still not a big fan of the Barry-Iris plot. Iris hasn't really been annoying me as much as Laurel Lance did before her, but I am just so done with this super-forced borderline-incestuous relationship plot. I did like the scene where Eddie punches Barry straight in the jaw, as well as the ridiculously funny explanation ('lightning psychosis'?) that Caitlin provided Iris and Eddie with. Also liked Joe's little advice to Iris to be honest with herself and not force her to go either way.

Captain Cold and Heat Wave return once more for some excellent campy and over-the-top awesomeness, though this time Heat Wave takes a back seat for Lisa Snart, Captain Cold's sister and otherwise known as the supervillain Golden Glider. It's just brilliant, campy fun. Heat Wave does get a few fun moments just admiring flames on a cocktail and generally being a loose cannon, but otherwise he's just there. Golden Glider does get a few 'fun crazy family' moments with her brother, but likewise she's just kind of there. She does get a revised power, though. Instead of skating on a pair of wacky ice skates that can generate their own ice, Lisa Snart now wields a gun that shoots gold at people. Um.

Not quite the most impressive power, but at least it keeps with the 'golden' theme...? They could've just shot everything in that mansion and get a shit-ton of gold, but I guess they're just thrill seekers. And that's a big point of Captain Cold's conversation with the Flash. "Get a new job!" -shrug- "Don't wanna." Captain Cold makes it clear that he's doing this for the simple thrill of the job, for the adrenaline rush, and to just show that he's that good. He's awesome. He also manages to maneuver events so that he discovers the Flash's secret identity, though Barry manages to appeal to his ego to not kill while on the job. I do like Captain Cold and Flash's to-and-fro, they're pretty fun.

I am kind of on the fence about the revision of Cisco's death and the discovery of Wells prior to it. The reporter who is on to wells, Douchebag McJackass, gets put through a horror show by the Reverse-Flash at the end of the episode and stabbed with a vibrating hand through the chest, and really who expected him to live? Barry does get suspicions thanks to living through the reporter's warnings in the first episode... but Cisco's death does kind of feel cheapened.

I mean, we did get Wells bringing Cisco down to the forcefield machine and talking about how Cisco is like his son and everything -- minus all the power display and killing -- and I get that it fits with how shitty Cisco feels after dealing with self-worth issues and having to reveal Barry's secret identity... but I dunno. That was an awesome death scene and I'm sad that this episode isn't about Barry trying to prevent Cisco's death without previously having known that it happened.

Cisco does get a good scenes this time around, though, as we explore his relationship with his brother Dante... who is handsome and loved by their parents because he's a concert pianist and a pianist can be shown off and paraded in front of family friends. Whereas being a super-smart engineer really doesn't amount to much in some parents' eyes simply because they don't understand what their children do. We did get some hints of Cisco having friction with his family and I do like that it's explored. Compounding Cisco's self-worth is that he was kidnapped by following a disguised Lisa Snart (she's an actual blonde in the comics, by the way) home from a bar and that a guy like him can never get an actual pretty girl.

And as much of a douchebag his brother is -- calling him a dog and telling him to fuck off and get a job -- Cisco, of course, ends up succumbing to Cold's demands to create new guns and I do like how Cold is savvy enough to have memorized the design of his gun (already repeated several times in the Rogues' last outing) as well as get Cisco to tell him Flash's identity. Do like the little reconciliation moment between Cisco and his brother, as well as having what is normally the comic relief guy getting put through so much emotional shit this episode.

Another nice detail is how Cold's gun isn't always in 'encase people in ice' mode and causing frostbite on people is also a possibility.

Overall it's still a pretty great episode, don't get me wrong -- I'm just a bit disappointed in the lack of timey-wimey stuff and the abundance of the Iris plot that I really don't care about enough to talk much of.

Nanatsu no Taizai 119,5 Review: SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE & Other Revelations

Nanatsu no Taizai, Special Chapter: The Vampires of Edinburgh Finale

Well, that was certainly an interesting end to this Edinburgh side-story! The Vampire King Izraf activates his power, Impurity, which is a shit-ton of darkness that manages to cut up a mouse. Merlin brings up that power detector thing she gave Hawk in the present day, and notes that the Vampire King has a power level of 4890. But Escanor just reflects all the darkness back no problem with some kind of super bright light. Escanor talks about how even the darkness fears him, and talks about how kings are numerous in the world, but an existence like 'Lord Escanor' is an existence unlike any in the world. So there goes all the talk about him being a vampire or whatever to fit in with the 'none of the seven sins are the same species with each other'. His tattoo is also on his back, by the way.

Escanor and Izraf fight for a bit, and then Escanor slices Izraf down the shoulder. Izraf is all like 'my vampire abilities will allow me to regenerate', but the wound just burns up. Izraf keeps talking about how the only fire that can burn him being the purgatory fire of the Demon Clan, but Escanor's fire is not that, so that's a strike against him being a demon too.

Meanwhile Merlin teleports Ban back to Liones after he falls asleep, exhausted, after doing the hundred thousand pushups. Merlin talks about getting new data and preparation and shit. Meanwhile the weakened Diane and King are fighting against the two vampire mooks and having trouble, but suddenly the big vampire mook crushes the smaller vampire mook, who in turn slices off the larger vampire's head with his whirlwind powers. This cloaked reaper-looking guy, Jack, then tells them that they are no longer capable of moving their bodies at their own will, and I'm like all 'do we have time for another new villain' and then these electrical arrows pull back from the side of the vampire's head as well as King and Diane's... and we see "Jack" transform into a suit of armour... And it's Gowther, pulling off his silly Gowther pose in full armour and fucking hell that was funny. And apparently he's just waiting until the most dramatic time to make an entry because that's a staple of storytelling. King and Diane later return before Melin and Gowther. That bit of distraction is over, leaving only Escanor and Meliodas.

Meanwhile, Meliodas is with that vampire girl who wants to be killed. Vampire girl tells her story, about how the vampires fought as vassals of the Demon Clan. Izraf attempted to rebel against the Demon Clan, but failed, and an executioner -- Zeldoris -- was sent to wipe out the vampire clan... though Zeldoris apparently chose to seal them instead because of this vampire girl.

That... explains why Zeldoris made a beeline to Edinburgh as soon as he wakes up. Holy shit this chapter ties in to the present day even moreso than I thought it would.

The vampire girl doesn't feel herself worthy for Zeldoris, nor does she want to live so long in the world without any meaning beyond drinking blood, and asks Meliodas to kill her. Meliodas pulls off a scary face, and while we don't see him directly doing that, later in the chapter we see Meliodas create that gigantic hole in the ground and that same hole was discovered by Zeldoris and company later in the present day. We get revelations and at the same time even more questions.

Izraf summons an armour of shadows he calls Black Full-Plate, but Escanor blows through it no problem. Izraf goes 'only the fires of purgatory blah blah' once more but Escanor, in his fully buff and muscular form, just goes on to talk about some poem about Merlin. Izraf mistakes the poem as an incantation or a seal or something, which pisses Escanor off and he goes in for the kill slowly. Meanwhile, Merlin monologues to us, the readers, about how Escanor's power is a gift or a curse he had since birth, and his power is the source of all life, 'Sunshine'.

Well, between his ripped body, fighting vampires and being able to channel the power of sunshine and me recently finishing the first two parts of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, well... SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE

As Gowther separates from his armour wearing this weird frilly tank-top, Merlin notes how Escanor's power is the weakest during the night (which we saw), but extremely powerful as it increases towards noon. Escanor's power is also noted to be the strongest among all seven sins. Escanor then moves up to Izraf, burning the vampire king to ashes and going all 'boom'.

The result is the big twisted explosion of swirling shapes and whatnot that we see in the present day. That wasn't the vampires or Meliodas, that was fucking Escanor. Ain't hard to see how he's one of the Seven Sins... he can blow entire countries up! Merlin shows up asking Escanor which one is the real him, the one in the day or the one in the night, before using 'Power Amplifier' while Gowther shoots a 'Blackout Arrow'. What the hell?

I'm not sure if Meliodas knows about Merlin doing this, or why she does it. Does she want to keep Escanor under her control? Did they wipe Escanor's memory of his transformation all the time? Is that just a way to keep Escanor docile until the night? So many unexplained things.

We cut back to Escanor at night kind of mulling over how he lost control of himself, but Merlin shows up to hear his poem. She's nice. While everyone else is partying, Meliodas looks at the moon and notes that this was the first time he heard Zeldoris in the last three thousand years and reveals himself to be Zeldoris' older brother. While I expected stuff about Escanor and vampires to be revealed, I did not expect things so closely related to the present-day stuff regarding Zeldoris and Meliodas! Overall this side story is a real blast. Truly enjoyed reading it.

Nanatsu no Taizai 119 Review: I Really Do Like Galan

Nanatsu no Taizai, Chapter 119: The Ten Commandments Begin To Move

More of a setup chapter, but since it features the Ten Commandments, it's still pretty freaking awesome. There's a little side story of King way back in the past just talking to Hellbram about how he loves the Fairy King forest, which is kind of nice I guess. The Edinburgh/Escanor side story, naturally, deserves its own post because of how fucking revelation-heavy it was.

The chapter opens with Hendricksen just trying to recover from his exhaustion and remembering that the Demons are still trying to regain their power. He also wants to turn Dreyfus back. And then he collapses. Whoops. Hendricksen's going to be a good guy I guess? That's fine by me, actually, though I don't think the other characters bar Meliodas will be all too happy with working alongside him.

We cut back to Zeldoris and, uh, *googles* Estarossa (I need to get a handle on these new names) who sense the destruction of the two Albions. Shadow-Hands Girl isn't particularly bothered by the 'rusty old toys' but the gangly armoured knight dude, whose name is revealed as Galan (as in Sir Galahad?) at the end of this chapter, is all laughing and crazy and shit. He reminds me of Nnoitra from Bleach, actually, minus sadistic sexism.

Galan is all ready to check out the powers that destroyed the Albions, even though Shadow-Hands Girl warns him that his power is basically depleted. Galan is all like 'it's going to be a warm-up exercise and I'm not going to be defeated' but Zeldoris blocks him and goes all 'did you forget that our pride led to our defeat'? Galan's reply to what is presumably one of the strongest Demons is 'the forgetfulness of the elderly is a terrible thing'. That panel is pretty awesome. Man, you crazy old suit of armour. I kind of like you. Zeldoris doesn't seem keen to stop Galan, though.

Mass-of-Tentacles Girl then walks up and informs Galan that one of the power signatures was nearly double of Albion (good job there King with your Bankai Chastiefol) and the other Albion had its power reflected back at him (Meliodas). Galan pats the Tentacle girl on the head which is cute, before just shooting straight into the sky, leaving behind an explosion. That's a rather cool visual! Kind of like the Hulk, really, how Galan just jumps to transverse large distances.

King Arthur gets a recap of the Ten Commandments and Albion and all that, and the destroyed Albion kind of looks like a broken Baymax. Also, apparently Threader has the doll Gowther tucked in his pocket. Meliodas then explains the power of Lostvayne, which clones himself -- and they naturally gang-grope Elizabeth. Pervert. Threader and Diane beat up all the Meliodas-es.

Hawk notes that Meliodas' power is 3370, but all the other Meliodases bar the original have only around 420. Merlin then explains that Lostvayne creates a clone with a power half of the original (1685), but that power is further divided if Meliodas creates even more clones. Since Meliodas fights by reflecting attacks anyway, though, it doesn't really matter.

Also apparently Diane's sacred treasure also has a special power that hasn't been revealed before (even when she's bleeding and dying when fighting Hellbram and Dreyfus). Elizabeth gets a generic 'I'm useless to Sir Meliodas' moment, while Merlin ponders the prophecy. She thinks how the other parts of the prophecy doesn't make any sense if Albion is the 'mountain' referred to in the prophecy, but some distance behind her there's a big explosion leading into the sky, and then we get a full page of Galan just shooting down and impacting on the ground like a goddamned Transformer.

Galan notes how he needed to take seventy-two steps (or giant hops) to reach Camelot instead of seventy, and notes how slow he's became. Also I've only noticed the grimacing faces on his knee-guards in this chapter. Galan and Meliodas notes each other, and Galan mocks Meliodas by saying how his appearance hasn't changed at all. We then get a pretty cool page of a shadowed Galan, and his power level, according to Hawk... is 26,000. Meliodas is only 3370, for perspective. This might be showing Galan at full power and not his currently weakened form, but if it is, well... that's one way the power levels gets to become pretty effective.

Freaking excited for the next chapter, which, thankfully, is going to be soon thanks to my lateness.

Fairy Tail 425 Review: Fat Sting

Fairy Tail, Chapter 425: Sabertooth X792

First up, apologies for being silent for close to a week. Real life stuff's been really rough for me, and things are going to be rough for the next, oh, three weeks or so. So reviews might not be as regular as they used to be. That being said, though, I'm going to catch up with last week's manga reviews so yeah. TV show reviews may be even later because, y'know, it takes more time to watch an episode than to skim 20 comic pages. So.

Anyway, Natsu, Lucy and Happy go off to visit Sabertooth (Wendy stays behind to heal Juvia) for whatever mysterious reason Natsu has. And it's revealed this chapter that apparently Natsu remembers the whole 'Frosch will die in a year' warning from Future Rogue, the only real plot progression point that this most recent timeskip really gives. And apparently what Future Rogue said was 'Frosch will be killed by Gray' specifically... which is kind of a bullshit retcon. But whatever. I'm not a big fan of the whole Future Rogue and Infinite Futures bullshit, but at least we're putting some relevance into this 'gather everybody' arc beyond just seeing every single one of the lesser Fairy Tail characters one after the other.

The lesser Sabertooth guys -- Yukino, Rufus and Orga -- get to say a couple of things. And then Sting shows up and he's apparently gotten super-duper fat over the last year, which is a fucking hilarious change and an unexpected one too! Sadly status quo claims his bountiful fattiness in a few pages because Yukino uses Libra to change him back. Not only does it kind of ruin the Fat-Sting joke, it's also a bit dickish of Yukino to not make Sting back into shape until Natsu and company shows up.

Also wasn't Libra's power changing weights and gravity and not, y'know, instant liposuction?

Natsu goes off to track down Rogue and Frosch (who is adorbs), but we get kind of sidetracked by Lucy talking to Minerva and Minerva suddenly losing all her personality and becoming... well, a generic 'I'm so sorry I was evil apparently I am shy and sweet' character. Like Flare, Yukino or Juvia, but nowhere as interesting because Minerva's whole point was that she's a gigantic bitch, abusive father or not, and you might as well as have a new character in her place. Whatever. We also get some generic "Fairy Tail is in our hearts" moment from Lucy which we really don't need we had like seven of these during the Wendy mini-arc.

Also, Frosch, I know you're kind of a ditz but the symbol on your back is Sabertooth and not Fairy Tail.

Rogue is apparently on a job to go off and destroy Avatar, so we're tying into that more sooner than I thought. Natsu takes the job and poster from Rogue and is determined to do it himself so Gray won't come into contact with Frosch, which is all well and good, but he doesn't seem to tell Rogue what this whole thing is about thus ensuring that Rogue and Frosch will show up at the worst possible moment. Why didn't Natsu tell Rogue? There might be a reason, but I really don't know.

Still not quite as engaging or interesting as Fairy Tail used to be, but Evil Gray's Guild and the whole thing about Frosch's possible death is certainly a nicer thread to follow than re-recruiting everyone.

Also a side chapter with an Ichiya Zombie Plague came out too. Won't talk too much about that beyond the fact that it's the best and funniest chapter ever and reviewing it will amount to me just describing all the times that Ichiya's face shows up on a Fairy Tail character. Holy shit that was funny and I laughed so hard.

Agents of SHIELD S02E13 Review: Cal's Brotherhood of Mutants

Agents of SHIELD, Season 2, Episode 13: One of Us

There's a rather big X-Men vibe coming off from the whole Inhumans plot that Agents of SHIELD is running, though that's not a bad thing. And it's only coming off in vibes and not an actual ripoff, which is nice. There's the whole discrimination and arguments about containing powers versus freedom, an inherent racism against anyone who even has powers, the secret organization teaching Inhumans to control their powers, a brotherhood of angry oppressed Inhumans who are racist toward normal people... stuff like that.

Comparisons aside, though, this episode is kind of a nice one that I think is one of the better episodes SHIELD has had for quite some time. While I wasn't quite sure about Cal's inclusion, this episode does build up on Skye's transformation some more after the past two episodes. I thought that Cal's attempt to build his own little army of misfits from people that SHIELD has 'contained' was an interesting concept, but the strong story in this episode is Skye learning about herself and her little consultation moment with a psychologist. That was easily the strongest part of the episode, Skye and Gardner's conversations -- we get some acknowledgement that Skye is trying to run away from her problems by shutting them in, and she can't do that now that her internal nightmares are literally going to shake the world. She can't just push them away, but she really needs to face them. It's just a temporary fix and she's going to learn to control them.

As we see at the end of this episode, her internalizing her problems has caused them to manifest by her quake powers causing a shit-ton of hairline fractures from her clavicle down to her hands, so Simmons crafted these sweet Quake-gauntlets for her.

Melinda May gets pushed into a larger spotlight role, which is nice. She did get some screentime teaching Skye to be calm and all that, and the fact that she calls in her ex-husband (we didn't know she had one, says half the cast and the entire audience) is pretty great. Her role as badass high-ranked fighter has been kind of eaten up by Bobbi lately and it's nice to give her some screentime of her own without compromising Bobbi's.

Cal's story is less interesting. We do get to see him gather these colourful characters -- a super-smart fellow with no moral compass, this super-strong brainless guy, crazy woman with razor fingernails and this dude with a creepy ass mouth that can cause catatonia to anyone who hears him scream. Out of all four, apparently only Michael Angar is an actual Marvel villain and the others either only borrow their names from the comics or original throwaway characters. On the surface Cal gathering a group of people 'oppressed' by SHIELD and the possible future conflict of Skye choosing between her biological father and SHIELD is quite interesting. However, it's kind of handled rather choppily, with the conflict of hating SHIELD within Skye... not really being there. Skye's big problem is learning to get a grip with her emotions and her powers, and really it's the other people in SHIELD that are super jumpy. I also thought that Cal going around recruiting random people took away too much screentime from all the more interesting stuff involving the main characters.

It does help to humanize some of the people SHIELD has arrested, but really none of them are developed that much beyond being one-trick ponies. Angar the Screamer does have a nasty-looking visual effect when he activates his powers, and Karla does get some pity moments for just wanting to forget about SHIELD and just stop them from taking any more... but they're just such a bunch of nobodies that it's hard to sympathize or really care for any of them.

I do like the theme that SHIELD sometimes goes too far in 'containing' threats -- Gardner certainly thinks SHIELD hasn't changed from when he left it, and we did get to see some brutality when Coulson and May took down their targets -- but the message is kind of skewed since these bastards are, y'know, kind of monsters. And while Cal's big hammy acting is always fun to watch, I think this time around he's just kind of a disappointment. I expected something more... epic, even if Cal's little revenge scheme was meant to be just filler material.

May's scenes in this episode were really nice, though. I do like how May still has emotions despite trying to be a supercompetent agent all of the time, and the fact that May's internalization tactic hurts Skye is a possible hint to May herself running away from her problems and feelings -- she does seem to actually enjoy Gardner's company and is visibly crestfallen when she learns that he's found someone else. I do like how we're kind of dealing with May's own repression tactics in the background when the main focus is on Skye doing the same thing. "He listens for a living and she doesn't speak." is a great observation from Fitz-Simmons. We get some acknowledgement that May is Skye's mommy-figure which is always nice.

Simmons has a girl-talk with Bobbi about how secrets can destroy a relationship -- Simmons considers Fitz falsifying results to be a big betrayal because 'science was sacred' between them. It's a nice little mirror to Bobbi's own relationship with Hunter, both of them kind of fucked up by keeping secrets, but Bobbi-Hunter isn't the only relationship that Fitz and Simmons echo. I do like how despite everything that's going on between them, Fitz and Simmons aren't above gossiping about May and Gardner and lampshading that despite everything that went between them, they still like each other and stuff. I do like how they're both progressing as their own characters, whilst not being all cold war and throwing hissy fits and stuff. Simmons is developing more powerful Icers and stuff, and while she still really likes Skye her racism against metahumans is still very much present. She even goes as to divide the 'Gifted' metahumans into two sub-types: 'Enhanced', which is normal humans who receive powers like Deathlok and Angar, and a second one who has their powers from birth. Y'know, 'Inhumans'.

I do like that despite there being friction between them -- Simmons abandoning Fitz and Fitz lying to Simmons -- they do manage to bond over gossiping May and I think Simmons kind of realizes that she kind of did fuck Fitz over. Fitz was going all 'we're even now' in either this episode or the previous one, and I do like the post-fight relationship they have. Simmons is kind of angry and confused, but she isn't above making jokes with Fitz and Skye on separate occasions. Certainly a lot nicer than the badly-paced clusterfuck we had for them after the whole Simmons-is-Hydra-but-not-really stuff earlier this season. It's not quite the same Fitz-Simmons dynamic as the first season, but it's something similar and I do quite like that.

We get Bobbi, Mack and Hunter doing their own thing while all this Inhuman stuff is going on, with Mack stuffing Hunter in a random safehouse, and the end of the episode reveals that Bobbi and Mack are working for the 'Real SHIELD'. It's nice to have these new guys actually play a role beyond kind of being suspiciously-similar-but-slightly-different replacements to season one main characters like May, Ward and Triplett while decreasing their screentime. I'm still rather ambivalent about all three of them, but I am interested to see where their plotline goes. Ten to one that Maria Hill is running the "Real SHIELD'.

Also, Gordon the Eyeless Man suddenly shows up and teleports Cal out of the conflict before Team Coulson takes out the rest of Cal's little group, before bringing him to the Inhumans' hideout. Gordon brutally shoots Cal down, telling him that he's just a freak science experiment and not an Inhuman, something that's finally made clear by Cal -- he gained his Hulk-esque powers by experimentation and not actual Inhuman powers, which is why he was so afraid to touch the Diviner back then. He isn't an Inhuman, he just knows a lot about it. Gordon sends Cal to meet with the other Inhumans and he's rather disturbed by the thought, so I'm interested in that.

Overall a pretty great episode in my opinion. A bit choppy on the Cal side, but the Skye scenes really make up for it. Dr Gardner is a really fun character, and we get some nice progression on the Simmons front and the whole "Real SHIELD" and Inhumans society thing is really interesting as well.

Agents of SHIELD S02E12 Review: Sif's Amnesia & Kree

Agents of SHIELD, Season 2, Episode 12: Who You Really Are

A bit of a shorter review because I got a lot of stuff going on. This episode was a bit m'eh, honestly. We've got the big internal reveal to everyone else that Skye has been turned into an Inhuman, and we get the return of Lady Sif, and the arrival of a Kree (which I honestly did not expect), and some development on the front of the whole Mack/Bobbi conspiracy front, but I felt that this episode really felt like a filler from the previous to the next. It's not as bad or messy as the earlier episodes of season two, but I still find it rather... bland.

It's always nice to have characters from the larger MCU make an appearance in Agents of SHIELD, and this time we get Lady Sif's second appearance in this episode. Except not really, because for most of the episode she's lost her memory and is just kind of around to be funny and get the characters to try and figure out what her original goal of coming to Midgard is. And I do admit, 'Son of Coul' and Sif being confused about just what these odd Midgardians learn as a child did get a couple of giggles from me, but I thought the whole amnesia stuff was at large a bit of a distraction. It really felt like a weak excuse to introduce the Kree and possibly a bit of a publicity stunt to get people watching SHIELD after a choppy first half and a big break.

Vin-Tak the Kree was also a bit weird. I do like how unconventional of an antagonist he was, and how happy he was to divulge information to both the cast and the audience about the background of the Kree and the Terrigenesis. Apparently some sects of the Kree did Terrigenesis all over the galaxy, but it was failed or stopped by other Kree because it's deemed to barbaric and the effects of Terrigenesis are basically feared by everyone from Kree and Asgardians as pretty horrifying biological weapons. Vin-Tak's big gimmick is that he has this miniature Ronan hammer that causes amnesia to anyone he clonks with it, and while he does get a great fight scene against Bobbi, I think we really could've gone without the rather distracting gimmick hammer.

I do like revelations and tie-ins to the larger MCU, but the tone this episode took was too happy and campy throughout the first two-thirds, and then delves into introdumps and discussions about metahuman-racism in the final third. Which kind of makes for a choppy episode. At the very least, though, I think it's for the better that they didn't milk Skye's secret for far too long, because at the end of this episode everyone knows. And the little point about Fitz hiding Skye's secret at least manages to function to drive a wedge between him and Simmons.

I also do like how everyone treats Skye like a dangerous weapon, though. While Vin-Tak the Kree completely freaking out and having to be beaten down, the fact that Lady Sif, a nominal ally and friend, is ready to drag Skye back to Asgard if she hadn't shot herself with an Icer, really speaks volumes about the degree of discrimination people have for these Inhumans. I do like how Sif eventually relents and leaves Skye with Coulson's SHIELD.


That conversation where Bobbi and Hunter calls Fitz out on him keeping secrets, as well as Simmons and especially Mack throwing a tantrum over Fitz hiding it because Skye could be dangerous and should be 'handled' properly, is a nice little discussion that feels very familiar in Marvel settings. It's got a bit of a Civil War vibe and an X-Men vibe. I do like Simmons' more gradual development. She is kind of horrified, of course, but she's not quite as extreme as Mack because above all she still considers Skye her friend. I think she and Fitz will be quite frosty for a bit, though.

I do like how Fitz finally manages to bring up the fact that his trust in Simmons is kind of shaken after she abandoned him after his accident, and I am a big fan of this little development. Fitz and Simmons have been kind of poorly written and is happily dancing around discussing this big thing ever since the beginning of this season, and I really want them to do so.

And Skye can't be all that mentally healthy by the end of this episode. Fitz is still fighting for her, even arguing with his supportive friends Mack and Simmons in defense of Skye, and both Coulson and May were ready to fucking throw down with an Asgardian to protect her, but you could see the tension. I'm a big fan of how May was finally pushed to the spotlight once more because holy shit she hasn't really done anything this season. As Skye's quasi-parental-figures, I do like them getting the most screentime in defending Skye, even if they have doubts about their decision after Sif leaves them behind.

Also, Fitz fucking shot the Kree dude in the face with Coulson's giant alien gun from the Avengers. Apparently nicknamed the 'Bambino'. Okay then.


There's a B-plot running with Bobbi, Mack and Hunter. And, well... it's kind of like the whole Barry-Iris plot in the Flash or the Bruce Wayne stuff in Gotham. It's not particularly bad so I don't hate it, but I don't particularly care until the big payoff, so I don't necessarily like it either. Bobbi and Mack has some big conspiracy going on (though they flat-out say they aren't Hydra, like what basically everyone thought) and Mack tries to get Bobbi to push Hunter away to keep him safe or some bullshit like that. Whatever their plan is, Hunter is savvy enough to understand something is going on, but when he confronts Mack he gets knocked out. There's really not much to go on beyond the irony and hypocrisy when Bobbi and Mack were ranting about keeping secrets to Fitz.

Also Coulson points out how over-qualified Mack was for being a grease-monkey, hinting that he might be hiding his true super-spy skills or something. Which he shows when he knocked Hunter out, I guess.

Overall, I really liked the Skye stuff and the Fitz stuff, but this episode is just kind of oddly paced with the whole Lady Sif thing, while being cool, felt kind of oddly written in. Well, let's hope next episode does a bit better.

Arrow S03E16 Review: Emotional Strings & Chessmastering

Arrow, Season 3, Episode 16: The Offer

Like its sister show, this week’s Arrow has its main plot be about another villain of the week but the main focus is elsewhere. Unlike the Weather Wizard, however, Murmur isn’t really that big of a deal or much of a threat to really engage. Nominally a Flash villain in the comics, Murmur (a.k.a. Michael Amar) is just this a generic serial killer who sewed his mouth shut. And while I appreciate the usage of obscure villains every single time, Murmur just…was kind of a weak villain. He’s got a plot going on, with a simple revenge-against-corrupt-cops vendetta and diamond bullets helping to pad out the episode’s plot, but he really isn’t all that relevant beyond being creepy. You could’ve replaced him with any random generic thug and it will have the same impact.

Likewise, the Hong Kong flashback scenes are really just distractions. Oliver being a big brother to Akio is fun but definitely unnecessary, them just running around pointlessly in Hong Kong is likewise banal. The big reveal that Shado (or a doppelganger) is alive… I honestly don’t care.

With that away, we can talk about the nicer stuff. Shame that so much is devoted to them taking down Murmur’s little organization, because there’s a fair amount of great stuff to be had in this episode.

There’s the overreaching theme this episode on Oliver considering Ra’s Al Ghul’s offer to become, well, the next Ra’s Al Ghul. We see Oliver clashing with Quentin Lance and realizing that Felicity has moved on and is with Ray now (something that Felicity herself points out) and all the stuff going on made him reconsider his commitments and the reasons he set up this cause. Because, you know, when Ra’s pointed out how little difference he really made with his crusade and how much he’s lost (Tommy, Sara, Moira) you can’t help but really think about it and consider it.

I mean, I don’t think there’s any way that Oliver Queen is going to ‘beat’ Ra’s Al Ghul by becoming the new Ra’s Al Ghul, but it’s nice to see Oliver just angsting about how thankless of a job, how he’s making ‘a dent’ instead of ‘a difference’, and it kind of ends up showing how uncomfortable with how… independent Team Arrow has become after his ‘death’. I do like them having their cake and eat it – we don’t really kill off Oliver, but we get the ramifications to other characters which a death would cause.

I do like seeing how Felicity was the biggest voice of reason for Oliver, and despite all the inconsistent writing surrounding Felicity after Oliver’s return, I do like how she kind of settles back into her role of emotionally slapping Oliver back to his baseline when he gets too extreme. She’s still hanging out with Ray and in a nice little relationship with him, but I do like how, while she’s willing to help Oliver and considers him a friend, she also acknowledges that Oliver did push her away and has enough dignity to keep a distance romantically at least. She doesn’t really get that much screentime, though, because this episode tries to squeeze in as many stuff as it can.

We’ve got three girls basically dealing with their daddy issues – Thea, Laurel and Nyssa. And I think the first two were handled relatively well. Thea is basically all sorts of fucked up inside and the fact that she was ready to slit Merlyn’s throat and generally is confused about everything surrounding her… man, Thea is such an emotional wreck right now, but so much more interesting than her pre-season-3 character. I really liked how the big cliffhanger was resolved quickly with Nyssa going all ‘oh I don’t blame you’ just like Laurel did, and Thea’s conflict is going to be largely internal. The fact that she is forced to harbour Malcolm Merlyn – something I didn’t get, wouldn’t Oliver be better served just shoving him in a random apartment instead of further fucking up Thea’s mind? – probably doesn’t help matters. I do like how she’s emotionally grown beyond trying to push the blame on other people, though.

Quentin, on the other hand, is basically in conflict with everybody. He makes it clear that he loves Laurel still, ready to fight to defend her, but he is still fucking pissed and disappointed about the fact that Laurel went as far as to impersonate Sara to hide her death from him. And likewise Quentin is pissed off about the Arrow and basically told him ‘some variation of go to hell’. It’s a believable character growth for Quetnin, though, and I’m honestly really interested to see where the character will go from here. I do like how Quentin ignoring Felicity’s call lost him the few minutes of preparation he could’ve had against Murmur’s diamond-bullet-gang if he had picked it up.  

Nyssa’s conflict with Ra’s is a lot less interesting, though I do like Nyssa herself. She’s really pissed off at Ra’s for fucking her over by promising the title to Oliver instead of Nyssa, and kind of storms off to go hang out with Laurel. Nyssa gets a cool scene taking down both Roy and Laurel without breaking a sweat, and then helps out killing Murmur’s little army before kind of bonding with Laurel. The fact that she kind of promises to teach Laurel more martial art skills is going to make Laurel’s gradual growth into the Black Canary a lot more believable.

And I do like how Laurel, and to a lesser extent Roy, are still growing into their roles as Black Canary and Arsenal respectively, showing up a good fight against random mooks but still getting kind of overwhelmed at times… it’s a nice, gradual growth. Even if Roy really needs to do something beyond just walking around in that wicked-cool Arsenal getup. Diggle, likewise, doesn’t get to do much which is a bit of a shame considering all the buildup from last episode.

We get a bit of Ra’s Al Ghul and the fucking Lazarus Pit is confirmed! I was worried for a second that we’re not going to get the Lazarus Pit when Ra’s was talking about how he inherited the title from his mentor and I thought we’re going to get some bullshit ‘Ra’s Al Ghul is just a title passed down’ thing which, I won’t lie, will probably get me to rage-quit watching Arrow for a while. But the Lazarus Pit is indeed confirmed, and we got the knowledge that the Lazarus Pit is losing its potency on Ra’s Al Ghul because of how many times he used it. Ra’s lets Oliver, Diggle and Merlyn go free as a peace offering, though he really wants Oliver to take his mantle. And both Maseo and Merlyn point out that, well, despite Ra’s happy attitude, the fact that he makes the offer doesn’t mean that he is asking. He wants Oliver to become the Ra’s Al Ghul, and apparently at this moment it involves masquerading as the Arrow and killing people and spreading word that the Arrow has regained his killing tendencies.

Also if Ra’s was so adamant that Oliver be the next Ra’s Al Ghul, maybe he let Oliver live from that fall and the prophecy about surviving a stab is just bullshit?

I dunno. It’s a bit of a lukewarm episode, with more emphasis on character growth and Oliver’s self-exploration, and less on exciting twists and action scenes. But I still liked it for what it did. I still find Ra’s Al Ghul’s motivations and whatnot a bit weird but I really do like him quite a fair bit.

The Flash S1E15 Review: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

The Flash, Season 1, Episode 15: Out of Time

That was a bit of an awesome episode now, wasn’t it? I didn’t expect this episode to be focusing on Mark Mardon, the Weather Wizard, nor was I expecting, well, everything else that happened! The trailers teased Reverse-Flash, and I expected that to happen, but definitely not in the way that it unfolded. There is just so much going on in this episode, so much unexpected shit that went down that it took me off guard every single time.

First off, the big reveal – Harrison Wells is, in fact, Eobard Thawne, the Reverse-Flash of the future. Not a new character, not an alternate Barry Allen or Wally West or Jay Garrick or what-have-you from the future. That was one of the big guesses, but kudos to the makers of the show to keep someone who is relatively well-versed in DC lore still be on his toes.

Second, Cisco fucking dies. Wells-Thawne stabbed him straight through the chest with a vibrating arm, which took me truly off-guard. Because, well, holy shit! For one thing, I did not expect Cisco to get killed off this early on, especially with the prior knowledge that someone was cast as the actor for his brother. Cisco’s death really, really took me by surprise by that meta-knowledge alone. I mean, with the end of this episode there’s a highly likely chance that Barry will undo Cisco’s death, but man, the sudden stab really surprised me.

Thirdly, the fact that Barry just punched a hole through time… and I did not expect it to happen now, in this episode, while he’s fighting the fucking Weather Wizard. Yes, I expect Barry to travel to the past thanks to all the foreshadowing and buildup, but the build-up (and meta-knowledge) led me to thinking that Barry is going to do it with the Cosmic Treadmill and on… well, basically any other moment that isn’t “stopping a tsunami created by the Weather Wizard”.

Fourthly, Barry reveals his identity to Iris. Which is kind of tame compared to everything else that fucking went down in this episode, but that was kind of surprising too.

It’s really awesome that all these major twists – the Big Reveals of Barry and Wells’ identity, plus a major character’s death – happen in a seemingly innocuous episode. I mean, the bulk of the episode focused on yet another metahuman-of-the-week. Granted Mark Mardon is the Weather Wizard in the comics and one of Barry’s more prominent foes, and he’s got sufficient awesome powers and an actual backstory by proxy of his brother Clyde Mardon and a personal vendetta against Joe West, but he’s still just, y’know, a seemingly random villain.

But let’s talk about all that later, because Cisco and Wells’ interactions are the money shots of this episode. The reveal that Wells tricked everyone with a fucking hologram in the forcefield was something so mundane that I honestly did not think it was going to be the explanation. I expected two Reverse-Flashes, duplication powers, or something more… exciting, but this mundane explanation actually works pretty well because, hell, I didn’t even consider holograms!

Also, Wells kind of explains his backstory for a bit – traveled to the past to kill Barry (not Nora), accidentally strands himself in time for the past fifteen years. It’s kind of nice to hear it all said out loud, even if everything kind of clicks together for me the moment he reveals himself to be Eobard Thawne specifically. We also get to see him do a little Speed Mirage thing, which not only did we get a foreshadowing earlier in the episode (which turns out to be a red herring), it’s also a nice little explanation to how Wells was in two places at the same time back when he beat himself up with the Reverse-Flash encounter.

The fact that Wells is all about grooming Barry and making him into the Flash? Simply because he needs Barry's speed to return to his own time. Or maybe even ensure his own birth as the Reverse-Flash or something.

Also, I do like the tense moments where Wells seems to have an idea what’s going on while Caitlin brings him out to breakfast, and the sheer horror when Caitlin turns around and sees only Wells’ wheelchair. An awesome scene, I’d think.

The fact that Cisco was the one to discover that Wells is the Reverse-Flash and then gets fucking skewered with a vibrating hand is also a nice decision on the part of the authors. The relationship between Cisco and Wells handled really well throughout the season, as Wells himself pointed out -- Cisco felt like the ‘son he never had’. To hammer the point on home, Wells and Cisco even watch a movie together early in this episode. Wells has always been stern but not outright evil with Cisco, and even when he was about to kill Cisco he had the grace to actually sound sorry and be kind of sad, showing that despite bearing the mantle of the Reverse-Flash, one of DC’s cruelest villains, this particular incarnation of the character isn’t that heartless of a bastard.

We still have many questions, like why is he crippled speed-wise, but whatever the case (a battle with a time-travelling Barry?) that does explain why he can’t get back to his home time.

Also, the whole concept of Speed Mirages is a nice little thing to throw us off the ball. We see Barry meet… another Flash while he was running earlier this episode and I was like ‘oh cool it’s the Reverse-Flash let’s have Big Plot Stuff’, but no, it’s just clever foreshadowing of the Barry from the future travelling back in time.

The main villain of the episode is Mark Mardon, brother of Clyde Mardon, who has better control of his weather powers. We see him summon localized rain and thunderbolt, pull people out of buildings with wind, create little hail balls in between his hands and shoot it at people, create a fucking tsunami with wind… it’s a nicer, deadlier show of his powers than just giant typhoons and whatnot. Also the fact that he’s actually connected (and foreshadowed) to a previous minor villain is a cool factor in making him an effective villain too. I also find it really ironic that Mardon’s weakness in this continuity is a super-tech wand, when the Weather Wizard in the comics used a super-tech wand to control the weather.

Mark gets some cool lines acknowledging what a shit person his brother Clyde was, but he was still family. And 'if you can't protect your family, the least you can do is avenge them'. We do see how Mark was kind of a protective older brother to Clyde back in the short flashback too, which is cool.

Joe… Joe doesn’t really make sense this episode, though. And I think there’s a couple of pacing problems with the whole Joe/Mardon rivalry thing. First he doesn’t really recruit Barry to help him and expressly tells him to stay the fuck out several times even though Mark Mardon is, y’know, someone who can summon a goddamn thunderstorm. And when he goes up to hunt down Mardon with Eddie at the second half of the episode, does he bring the powers-cancelling wand? No he doesn’t. Plus Mark Mardon was totally hanging out behind Joe’s car before that one commercial break, so, what, he just drives off when his lightning only blew up Joe’s car? Barry didn’t carry Joe that far away.

We also get some relationship scenes which runs like how I feel about most of Bruce Wayne’s scenes in Gotham. I don’t like it at all, but it’s done pretty well so I don’t hate it. There are some nice little twists here and there, with Iris realizing he actually does have feelings for Barry and Linda calling her out on it. Again, it all really feels kind of creepy because multiple times have people pointed out that Iris is basically Barry’s sister – both Mason and Joe – and the BIG ‘I ACTUALLY LOVE YOU’ that happened? Really didn’t feel appropriate considering what’s going on all around them. Because when your father is being held prisoner by a weather-controlling maniac bent on killing you, you confess your love. There are some great scenes between Barry and Iris if you ignore the whole incestuous vibe, but the big kiss just feels kind of shoehorned in from another episode, is all.

Better than the big kiss is the big identity reveal, which was sufficiently dramatic.

Linda is still fun. I don’t particularly care for her, but I do like how she just shows up at all the worst times for Barry like when he and Iris are going off to rescue Joe. And I do like how she’s at least savvy enough to know about Barry and Iris… doesn’t really bode well for their relationship down the line. Thankfully for Barry, he’s probably going to get a do-over with it.

Eddie Thawne returns after being missing for several episodes, and I honestly thought that was going to be a clue to the fact that he’s going to play a big role in the whole Reverse-Flash thing. But no! Wells straight-up just cleared him off the board by calling him a distant relative which I’m going to take as ancestor. He also shows some kind of jealousy over the change in Iris and Barry’s dynamic – because that whole bowling thing was a definite attempt to get to Barry. I do like Eddie and the reveal that he’s most likely to be a good guy does keep my hopes up. He could be this universe’s incarnation of Hunter Zolomon (who’s a present-day cop that’s good buddies with a Flash), though. We haven’t ruled that possibility out.

Meanwhile, David Singh, the police chief, gets fucking electrocuted by Weather Wizard in the fight at the police station. He doesn’t die, but we do get some justification to why Joe wants to take the fight to the Weather Wizard alone. He gets crippled (Hunter Zolomon? I need to stop seeing Zolomon in everybody) and we see how heartbroken his fiancé is and how he possibly can’t return to the force and all that stuff. Man, poor Singh. At least Barry can undo things in the past.

Mason, Iris’… mentor? Boss? That douchebag from the news station, anyway. He’s a douchebag. Who goes up to someone and then goes all ‘hey I stalk your good friend and I am totally going to publish stuff saying he’s a murderer in paper’. I honestly don’t see Mason surviving really long in this show, especially if Harrison Wells/Eobard Thawne finds out. Maybe next week we’ll get Cisco back and Mason will be the one who ends up with a vibrating hand in his chest.

Shame that, y’know, all of this will get retconned out thanks to time travel, but be honest – who was expecting Cisco’s death, let alone time travel to happen? Plus Barry experiences the whole ‘Iris actually has feelings for him’ thing which will definitely impact Barry’s personality later in the retconned timeline… but for what it’s worth, we get strong performances from Cisco and Wells, and a shit-ton of truly excellent twists. The fact that time travel will undo everything is kind of cheap, but holy shit this was a roller coaster of an episode. 'What the actual fuck' was my reaction most of the time, and really the massive surprise factor in this episode really made me tense.

One Piece 780 Review: Bloody Cliffhangers

One Piece, Chapter 780: The Heart Curse

Jinbe's cover story has not ended, surprisingly, and apparently the Sea Kings are showing him the ruins where they found the Poneglyph. Okay then.

This chapter finally lets us see Luffy begin to fight Doflamingo, as well as show a bit of what happened while Luffy was fighting Bellamy. We see Trebol and Doflamingo beat Law, probably shortly after his arm got sliced off, and Doflamingo does what he does best -- talk shit. He talks about how Luffy will take time to deal with Bellamy because he considers Bellamy a friend (what) and talks shit about Law's life and backstory. Doflamingo then makes Law what is possibly the shittiest deal in the world: die instantly, or perform the immortality surgery... and then die. You know, Doflamingo, normally you want to make the option you want the other dude to take be beneficial so they'll pick it. Granted Doflamingo does say that he'll grant Law's wish, but do you really think he's a trustworthy dude?

Doflamingo's deal does allow Law to deliver one of the most awesome comebacks, though. It may be more PG in the original Japanese translation, but Law says something along the lines of 'bring Corazon back to life, and then go lick the asshole of every person in the country'. Law then fucking flips the bird at Doflamingo and then goes all 'the Straw Hats can work miracles' which is honestly a bit annoying because I want Law to freaking end Doflamingo but why not.

Doflamingo then shoots Law in the gut, which is a nice break from villains who just talk a lot and never do anything. I mean, Doflamingo did talk a lot, but at least he shoots Law too. He talks a bit about how Law had the word Corazon on the back of his jacket and he named his pirates the 'Heart Pirates' and shoots Law in the back, in the insignia, a couple of times before talking about how Corazon's heart curse ends today.

(From the title I honestly expected Law using some kind of awesome unseen-before-now power called the Heart Curse, really)

We get a totally pointless recap page with Viola, Tank and Riku and good god do we really need to waste an entire page to them again

Another short recap of Bellamy's caved-in face, and then Luffy bursts out of the ground and Doflamingo, being the dick he was, talks shit about Bellamy in front of Luffy. Luffy does an Elephant Gun, but Doflamingo blocks the giant thing with his Spider-Web thing. Luffy is shouting all about how Bellamy could never run and vaults over by grabbing Doflamingo's Web (you'd think the web would cut into Luffy's hand, but I guess Haki) and does a new attack -- Hawk Gatling. Which is nice, since I really liked Red Hawk. Doflamingo gets away easily, though, and summons this gigantic wave he calls 'Break White' which I don't think makes a lot of sense. It's like... a bunch of strings wrapped together like Robin's giant-hand-made-out-of-little-hands?

Luffy gets away and finds Law's bleeding (and apparently dead but I don't buy it) body. The chapter ends on people commenting that Birdcage is getting smaller, which could either mean Doflamingo has set the thing on a timer -- which doesn't really make sense since he could just do it in the first place and kill everyone without any real problem. Or maybe he just used a lot of string to do that weird Break White thing and that took some string from the Birdcage or something. Doflamingo (and Trebol) mocks Luffy about how Law died like a bitch or something, but apparently Luffy hears some telepathic message from Law...

Okay, let's be honest -- I'd be more surprised if Law actually did bite the dust in the following chapters. He's not going to die like this, especially not without taking Doflamingo out first. Plus, we have two healing devil fruits in play -- Law's own Ope Ope no Mi and Mancherie's healing fruit and really Mancherie and the Tontatta have been the odd thing out in this entire arc. But I still kind of like this development, and hope we wrap up this fight nicely in two or three chapters before moving on to other stuff. We haven't seen Sanji's group and Big Mom's ship in like a year now!

Toriko 317 Review: Monkey Beam & Weird Black Dimension

Toriko, Chapter 317: Your Hand

Last chapter promises a fight between Bambina and Kaka. Which happened, but lasted for like three pages. I honestly didn't think Kaka stood much of a chance -- having one of the Blue Nitro beat up one of the Eight Kings would kind of invalidate their badassery, especially since Kaka is not even one of the Blue Nitro nobles or whatever those dudes are called. Kaka makes a good show of herself, stopping and grabbing on to Bambina's tail swipe (which took out mountains before) but apparently Bambina can do a fucking monkey mouth beam thing that not only blows Kaka to oblivion (or probably just far far away) but is willing to blow the tip of his tail off to get Kaka.

And all that while he's got that stupid grin on his face.

Man, Bambina is awesome.

The rest of the chapter is less crazy, though, mostly dealing with Komatsu's revival with the aid of Pair. It's not wholly unexpected that it would happen, and frankly I didn't buy Komatsu dying last chapter at all. We get to see some cool stuff while that's happening, though it's all a bit too... romace-vibey for my tastes. Also I didn't notice last chapter, but apparently Yun's safety beast mode involves him kind of becoming some kind of igloo, with a transparent dome to contain Komatsu and his penguin body flattening out and becoming a door. And he can inhale in the Four Kings as well.

Also we get to see the Back Channel or whatever the fuck that thing is -- we really need to get some explanation -- and I'm going to assume that is activated by Pair whenever something significant happens to it. It's just a weird thing all around. They see Komatsu's heart floating and Toriko figures out he needs to insert his hand through Komatsu's chest hole to grab it and put it back in. And Komatsu is alive.

I thought it was partly hilarious and partly over-dramatic that all Four Kings had tears streaming down their faces throughout the scene thanks to the Sandoriko stuff from last chapter. Overall it's a sufficient chapter, and I especially liked how Kaka just got beaten like a bitch, but I still want some explanations. What is the Back Channel, what happened to Bambina's girlfriend, what happened to Terry and the others, why didn't Yosaku show up and all that jazz.

Fairy Tail 424 Review: Pointy Beard Dude & Gray's New Hairstyle

Fairy Tail, Chapter 424: Avatar

Well, one chapter in and it's defintiely a shit-ton more relevant than the fillery Wendy chapter. But then the Tartaros arc started off strongly too, so I'm really not trying to get my hopes up. Before talking about all the Gray and Avatar stuff, we've got the cover page, starring Warren Rocko the telepathy guy who's one of those Z-lister members who are even less important than Jet and Droy. He's... doing something. Apparently working with his telepathy. Or something. I honestly have no idea. It's a bit of a One-Piece-esque thing, having the cover page show what's going on to minor characters, but that's definitely preferable than showing us profiles of these Z-listers for the third time.

We get a bit of unfunny funny moment with Happy and Natsu just messing around with the localized rain. It's stuff that doesn't really work for me in manga and probably would be a lot funnier in the anime. Maybe. Anyway Team Natsu find Juvia and naturally we get her going all 'Gray-sama' in hallucination and whatnot. She then falls down sick with a fever, and we get a bit of a back and forth as Juvia keeps making this double-entrendes about her and Gray, but apparently they didn't do the deed becuase Gray kicked Juvia out. Also, uh, isn't being a Rain Woman, uh, Juvia's thing before Fairy Tail? How does she get sick from that?

But Juvia and Gray did live together alone, but around half a year ago Gray's right arm is kind of all black and shit. Presumably the Ice Devil Magic thing is taking over all Sasuke style. And all Sasuke style, Gray leaves after a bit without an explanation and causes Juvia to break down and cry. Man, none of these manga women have a backbone, do they? Juvia at least attempted to look for Gray herself, but ended up not finding him and just staying where they used to be happy together and that causes the rain to come down and all that.

Lucy lampshades that Natsu basically did the same thing, which kind of guilt-trips him. But Natsu takes like two or three pages being all 'I'll find him and we'll be a guild together again' and my god this is basically the plot of Naruto, isn't it? Heh. I'm not going to open that can of worms until we see more, though.

Anyway, Natsu suddenly announces that they're going to go to Sabertooth for whatever reason.

Elsewhere, this group of ominous evil characters gather around a table. They talk about how the Balam Alliance has fallen and all that, and now it's the age of the Avatar era, a guild who belongs to the Dark Mage Zeref. Well, at least we're addressing Zeref even if we're going about it in a roundabout way through these wacky-looking evil people which honestly after the whole Natsu-is-Goku thing we saw last chapter I don't think they're really all that threatening. But we'll see.

We're introduced to this metal-headed dude with a beard so pointy it could poke someone's eye out and these holey goggle eyes. He looks like someone. Too tired to think of who, but he definitely looks like someone. He's called Priest Arlock, apparently. We've got a bunch of other dudes too: creepy midget voodoo jester clown, someone with closed-eyes and eyebrows more epic than Yuka, dark-skinned girl with boobs, weird deformed robot-thing that sort of looks like the Menos Grande from Bleach, handsome blonde dude, and cheery cute girl with a ribbon. And Gray, of course, who's changed his hairstyle a bit. Who also totally is evil, but that won't happen because this is Fairy Tail.

I'm kind of happy that we're not going with the filler arc the way I had feared it would be -- three pointless chapters for each character -- we're tackling Juvia and Gray at the same time, and they recruited Juvia no problem at the end of this chapter. And Gray has apparently joined up with thie group working right under Zeref, so it's nice to see that the bad guys aren't just bumbling around doing nothing. It's better than the not-horrible-by-any-means-but-pointless Wendy mini arc... I just hope it doesn't disappoint like the Tartaros one did.

Nanatsu no Taizai 118 Review: Chastiefol's Bankai

Nanatsu no Taizai, Chapter 118: Clash at the Fairy King's Forest

I've been worried how King (and Diane) will stack up with everyone getting power-ups. King's been the biggest badass amongst the crew before, but that was before Meliodas got his Sacred Treasure. And Ban hasn't even gotten his yet. And Merlin hasn't really even fought yet. And Gowther's weird. With King having his Sacred Treasure from the beginning and kind of struggling while fighting Hendricksen's lackey Helbram while Meliodas defeated Hendricksen without using his Sacred Treasure, it kind of seems that King and Diane will end up being the weakest of the Seven Sins since we apparently saw their full strength before this whole demon arc starts up.

Well apparently we didn't. And while Chastiefol having a 'True Form' is a bit of pulled out of the ass honestly, I thought it's pretty great that King actually, y'know, gets some kind of recoil from using this supremely powerful attack that just one-shots George the gangly golem to death.

But that's the final scene of the chapter. The first one starts off with Jericho and Generic-Fairy showing up near Gerharde and Gerharde just realizing that holy shit there's a building-sized monster blowing shit up outside. King tries his best with his regular Chastiefol to injure George the Golem and keeps thinking about Diane to keep coming back and attacking the Golem, but he gets rather brutally thrown around.

Then George slashes the Great Tree in half -- damn thing can't catch a break, and as King falls down and mutters about being a failure and shit, he sees Ban and Elaine within the tree. Though Ban has apparently been freed of Gerharde's crazy roots thanks to George's whip-arm things. (Jericho kind of disappears after the first page) Gerharde pulls King away from the conflict and blabs about how the Fairy King must survive for the fairy forest to survive, while all the generic fairy bastards fly up to try distract George.

We actually see some of the generic fairies get totally sliced in half and they totally died, which was unexpectedly brutal.

Helbram's ghost-thing shows up and starts talking to King again, and actually plays into King's Sloth sin pretty well as Helbram points out that the fairy clan itself is being slothful and relying too much on any given king solving their problems, and this way they're kind of making it up. Helbram tells King that he's sacrificed enough and now it's time to be a little selfish and return to Diane.

But King is, y'know, a nice guy. Won't let people die for him. So he stops Helbram and Gerharde and just goes all 'Sacred Treasure Release' which is basically a bankai, which no one apparently knew about, and then King talks about how he's selfish and he wants to protect everything (you sure you're Sloth and not Greed, King?) even Ban, who even now is protecting Elaine. Chastiefol assumes its true form, which is this holy-fuck-what-is-that giant spear which just nukes George the Golem to oblivion... but King falls.

A rather unexpected development because I was expecting Ban and King to do this heroic team-up and get everyone to acknowledge King as the Fairy King. But no, this happened instead. I'm curious to see what's going to happen to both Ban and King, really, and if this little conflict -- King's TRUE FORM and Ban being stabbed through the heart -- will have any lasting effects. Maybe Gowther didn't mess with Diane's memories after all and the backlash from using Chastiefol's true form is what will fuck King up?

Toriko 316 Review: Komatsu Goes to Heaven

Toriko, Chapter 316: Grab Hold

A bit of a mind-fucky chapter, this one, but in a good way. The Bambina stuff has been going on for a while and as much as I enjoy it thankfully it's mostly over with this chapter. The whole backdoor-thing is still unexplained, but apparently Toriko meets Komatsu, or the spirit or ghost of Komatsu or some shit I dunno. Whatever they did last chapter -- biting or kissing or simply Bambina seeing his old love -- Pair fell, but one ball disappears. Toriko catches one and Komatsu, in the other world or backdoor or whatever catches the other. Apparently only Toriko can see Komatsu because they're both holding the Pair balls, so we get this dramatic scene of catching Pair together and combining them into one and all that jazz about teamwork and working together and whatnot.

That, apparently, is the method to capture Pair and I assume back then Bambina and his lover are the ones to do that or something. I really would like an explanation to just what in the bloody fuck is this whole back-door thing, though.

Komatsu then does this rather long farewell speech to Toriko and the other Kings and cries and whatnot before ascending to the heavens or whatever, and right after then Yun Yun shows up... with Komatsu's dying body. So either that's Komatsu's dying ghost ascending into heaven, or simply Komatsu's will materializing in his heart or whatever. So he's dead. Ish. This is Toriko, though, so I'm going to guess that after Kaka gets defeated Pair will raise Komatsu from the dead. Seems fitting. Those are Bambina's balls, after all.

Also apparently Yun Yun is a high-level camping monster whose stomach can open and close. Who'd known?

Kaka then shows up all creepy and shit, hopefully not having eaten Terry and the others. He (She?) talks about how much more tastier Pair seems compared to the normal Pair, so much that even a few drops of Pair has caused the Sandoriko flowers to stop excreting pollen because of how nutritious it is. Kaka then talks about how he managed to get through the Sandoriko because of it, and demands they hand over Pair and Komatsu, and fully intends to kill the lot of them. Man, Kaka's hardcore. He's got this great nightmare face.

But then Bambina kind of gets in between Kaka and Toriko's group while dancing with his partner, pulls off his own nightmare face and I guess next chapter we'll see Kaka and Bambina fight, which will be something all right. They've got truly crazy-looking faces in that last page. My money's on Bambina. Yeah, definitely looking forward to the next chapter coming out later this week.

(Also, y'know, Bambina's balls exploding and combining into one and popping off in the first place is still weird as fuck.)

Nanatsu no Taizai 117 Review: Goth Fairy Bitch

Nanatsu no Taizai, Chapter 117: Two Fairy Kings

Not really a lot happened in this chapter compared to the previous chapters, but we still move on the King/Ban plot. I thought it was weird to introduce this new character Gerard (who some other translations call 'Gerharde' and since that's more gender-neutral I'll call her that) literally out of nowhere and this little goth fairy bitch is suddenly this big threat? I'm just confused. On one hand Ban and King are two of my favourite Nanatsu no Taizai characters and I like seeing them just do stuff, but on the other hand the stuff with Camelot and Merlin and Gowther and the Ten Commandments all interest me so much more than this. It's still good though!

We see this big lanky golem dude -- who I'm going to call George until he gets an actual name -- trash around and cut mountains with the sheer force of his arm. The generic fairies all fly around scared and shit, but King, of course, comes to the defense of the Fairy Forest and summons Chastiefol in Sunflower form and solarbeams George the Golem in the face. George manages to knock King back with his own beam attack and kind of make his head bleed a little, but neither really seems to be gravely injured. The other fairies are like 'why is the traitor king defending the forest' and all that, and I guess we're going to have a "redemption" arc for King? It's in my opinion that it happens a bit too soon after the revelation that the new Fairy King is Ban, I guess.

Jericho tries to get Ban, but the entrance to the chamber Ban is in is blocked by a shit-ton of roots and whatnot. Gerharde, of course, doesn't really make it a secret that she hates the idea of Fairy King Ban, and Ban himself really doesn't give a shit either way. Ban's actually being quite nice, immediately acknowledging that he never had any intentions to become Fairy King and that Elaine told him before that fairies naturally dislike the destructive humans. Gerharde then rants about how Ban has done the fairies a service by restoring the great tree but the only king is Harlequin, and despite Ban's insistence that, y'know, he does not give a flying fuck and is going to leave anyway, Gerharde attacks Ban with some underground thorn-root things. Ban acrobat kung-fu's his way through them, and still tries to talk Gerharde down, but Gerharde sends a root drill towards Elaine's dead body because she's a bitch that way.

Jericho manages to cut her way through the thorns and sees Ban pierced through the chest above Elaine, suspended by roots as he bleeds out down into Elaine's corpse. Gerharde says something ominous about Ban living as the new fountain of youth for all eternity next to his beloved...

And really, all this could've done with some better build-up. Gerharde could've shown up in the earlier King/Ban chapters, and it could've been done less abruptly. Honestly no one is going to buy that this random goth fairy bitch that came out of nowhere can just come and take out a main character like Ban in such an unglorified way. But I guess I'm still interested to see what's going to happen next, even if I bet it's going to involve King rescuing Ban and gaining the respect of everyone else and reclaiming his Fairy King title. It's not bad, it's predictable is all