Toriko 315 Review: Bambina's Removable Balls

Toriko, Chapter 315: Performance of 240 Trillion

We seem to bring the crazy dance-off against Bambina to a stop in this chapter, and naturally as with everything else in this arc of madness it doesn't particularly make sense. I mean, beyond usual, anyway. Bambina, of course, ends up not really being affected by the combined four-kings punch and kind of gets bigger and more veinier with each passing panel because the whole 'balls' thing and 'mating dance to stimulate Bambina' wasn't enough of a penis euphimism.

Bambina keeps trying to eat the Four Kings and we see them just doing all sorts of combined Enbu attacks and all of their 'ultimate' attacks on Bambina. Enbu 240 Trillion Four-Heavenly-Kings Hypersonic Voice Cutter! Enbu-240-Trillion-Four-Heavenly-Kings Mold Spear Wild Dance! 240 Trillion Sound Wall, 240 Trillion Fork Shield, 240 Trillion Super Fry Gaeshi... Stuff like that that's an upgrade to their old awesome attacks. And Bambina, of course, just tears through all their attacks like nothing. Zebra is all 'we need to focus our Enbu' which is surprising, while Toriko borrows Zebra's more direct attitude and goes straight for Bambina balls to pluck them off and later fucks up the 240-Trillion Enbu formation.

We've got Coco distracting them with a Toriko Poison Doll which naturally gets his arm blown off because even fake Torikos have a bad luck with their arms. They try to pull Bambina's balls off with their combined arm, but we are treated to the visual imagery of them comparing pulling Bambina's balls off to pulling two giant balls from the Earth because what the fuck man. Bambina can extend his head backwards and bites off a chunk of their combined arm, and Toriko panics and pulls off a Luffy to shoot out a Jet Fork, and Enbu is cancelled because of that, and Toriko gets hit by the 100G gravity. Bambina, however, catches him and takes a chunk out of his leg.

Zebra hits Bambina with Death Knuckle, Sani hits him with Satan Hair, Coco does Devil Poison, all their most awesome attacks, but Bambina just bounces right back and while he doesn't beat back Satan Hair and Devil Poison as easily (he bites the Satan Hair but that gets interrupted by him avoiding the Devil Poison) and kind of, well, fucking destroys the 100G Mountain.

They fall down to the Sandoriko field which I honestly forgot about and start dehydrating through their tears because this chapter isn't quite reached a new level of insanity yet. Bambina is crying too but he can still move and grabs the Four Kings in a bit of a hug and is going to eat the Four Kings, but Toriko goes off and bites Bambina's lip in an attempt to eat him instead.

Suddenly this puts all five of them in the back channel or whatever the fuck that shadow world is, and both Komatsu and Bambina's girlfriend is there.

And apparently either Bambina and Toriko taking a bite of each other, or touching lips like a kiss or something, is the final move to the monkey dance and Bambina's balls... just pop right off because WHAT THE FUCK.

Also, what the fuck is it with the back channel and everything I want an explanation. Also Bambina's balls. Also Kaka. Also what the hell is wrong with this arc it's gone beyond weird but it's just freaking awesome.